Bulletproof hair gel

I AM PROMOTED.

2010-12-11T18:40:00.003+08:00

FINALLY I'M PROMOTED. AND FINALLY I'VE POSTED SOMETHING AGAIN.

TEEHEE.

GG.poly.

2010-05-21T22:46:00.003+08:00

Well, this are some of the courses i might plan to go with their cut off points. In no order of merit:

Diploma in Retail & Hospitality Design(TP) 18pts

Diploma in Interior Architecture & Design(TP) 16pts

Diploma in Apparel Design & Merchandising(TP) 15pts

Diploma in Mass Communications(NP) 10pts

Diploma in Tourism & Resort Management(NP) 10pts

Diploma in Arts Business Management(NP) 12pts

Diploma in Leisure & Business Management(NP) 15pts

Diploma in Games Design & Development(SP) 15pts

Diploma in Media & Communication(SP) 12pts

Diploma in Music and Audio Technology(SP) 12pts

Diploma in Interior Design(SP) 17pts

That's it i guess.

2010-05-19T21:52:00.002+08:00

epic physics question requires an epic physics answer. Anyway here to talk about my results. Here's what I think. Republic Polytechnic. That's all. I'm not discriminating it or anything but I think that's my destination if I continue like this. My first aim, Mass Communications in Ngee Ann. Second, Diploma in Interior Architecture & Design in Temasek Polytechnic. Besides that, no idea. Well, despite passing all subjects(except comb. science[haven't know yet]), i got a freaking high L1R4. Even with CCA, it's still high. Need to wake up yyat. Anyway here how it goes.

English: C6

Maths:B4

Comb. Humanities:C5

Mother Tongue:C6

Physical Education:C5

L1R4: 25 - 2(CCA)

= 23 points.

Magnifique. MUST AIM FOR 9 YYAT. 9!!!!!!!

Boredom.

2010-05-07T20:07:00.002+08:00

Well, a picture speaks a thousand words aye? haha. Well i'm rather bored so decided to update my blog which is infested with cobwebs. Now what shall i post about? Ah hah! Exams! Alright then. Well so far I had conquered English, Chem, Malay(was a hard one), Practical(HEHEH),Social Studies(No confidence) and the latest one, PE!(do-able! TEEHEE). Well this happened today.

After our paper, ben,aloy,jia man, yi hong and I went to KFC to grab a bite. Well me and ben decided to buy WAFFLES meal. Dedicated to aloy but decided to buy A.M. twister meal(american) instead. Got slapped by ben because kept on wanting mountain dew. lol. He wanted iced milo. I slapped him. So we both agreed on pepsi. When we reached the table, we regretted buying both the twister meal and the pepsi. Haha. After eating we decided to snap straws. So JM took more straws and we started snapping. Which failed MOST of the time. So JM went to McDonald's to take 8 straws. We had fun snapping them. After that went home and congregated at Assyakirin Mosque for Friday Prayers.

Letting her go

2010-04-11T20:28:00.002+08:00

It's been a long time ever since I updated my blog. Sorry people. Busy currently. Well Friday was cross country at Lakeside.Our school's first. I hate myself for not being able to keep constant for 4kilometres. Fuck you yyat. What's wrong with you?! Well, at least I managed to overtake 3 people after the last bridge. Besides that, it was nothing. LTTA was having a walk-a-thon. Well, at least Poh, Man, Ken, Qi, Bird and Syah made our class name proud. Poh got 2nd for Upper Sec Boys, Man 7th and Ken 10th. Qi got 4th or 7th. Bird got 4th or 7th. Syah got 43rd. lol. 4E3 are Boys' Class Champions and 2nd runner up Girls' Class Champions. This happened when Chun Poh took his trophy

Mr Kumar: And in 2nd place, Leow Chun Poh!

4E3: WOOF! WOOF WOOF!!!

haha. good old days man.

Yyat, you need to let go of her. Listen to me. She'll never be yours. The more you hold it, the more painful it gets. This is it yyat, this is it.

Happy Birthday Boys and Girls(:

2010-04-05T21:09:00.002+08:00

First of all I would like to wish the girl in the middle a happy birthday song!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to Iffah!

Happy Birthday to you!

May all your wishes come true and that you pass your 'O' levels with flying colours!

P.S. I'm glad to know that you love the chocolates! :D

Next, is this guy who's wearing a beret with a lanyard(ERRRHMM..)

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to Fareez!

Happy Birthday to you!

May all your wishes come true and that you pass your 'O' levels with flying colours!

Hope that you and you-know-who will last long! :D

And last but not least, to Jonell Heng Xiu Hui! Sorry I don't have a picture of you! Here we go!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to Jonelle!

Happy Birthday to you!

May all your wishes come true and that you pass your 'O' levels with flying colours!

Hope you'll still be as bubbly as ever! :D

If this is what he wants and it's what she wants, then why's there so much pain

2010-03-31T18:59:00.002+08:00

What happened to 5 and 12? haha. Welll, today is wednesday. Rather ok. Love the national anthem today.

One boy from graduating classes: WAHHHH!!!!!

(graduating classes laugh)

school: Mari Kita.....

then second part,

School: Mari Kita....

(One boy from graduating classes claps to the beat).

LOL.

Came to school early/late. In between. Exactly! lol. Had malay lesson. Kind of boring. In fact, very. Then it was maths lesson. I was like what the hell. Read this.

Hidayat: Eh, you never do 4.5 ah?

Chun Poh: uh....

Mr Toh(at the front teaching who suddenly stopped): the two boy(no spelling error here), go outside.

WHAT THE F***

I did nothing wrong. I just asked chun poh why he never do the homework. Then we kena. I'm Mr. Smartypants. He said 'go outside', not 'stand outside'. So I went outside and sat down to complete 4.5. I still do maths ok. Guess I need Mr. Aziz to teach me Chapter 5 then. The best was Boon Long. This was what happened.

(Boon Long walking at the corridor to class)

(Boon Long walked into class)

(Boon Long went out of class)

epic-nism.

Kicked out of class for being late? what the heck and the next thing i know, we are forbidden to talk during Mr Toh's lesson.

Recess. Changed to PE 'O' level.

After recess. PE 'O' level with Miss Farah, Miss/Madam X and Miss/Madam Y. Fun siol. Almost lost my temper when team got owned during 3 on 4 basketball half court. Almost.

"If this is what he wants and it's what she wants, then why's there so much pain"

I love my class.

2010-03-25T20:21:00.003+08:00

I love 3E3 '09. Everything is happening so fast. Now I'm in sec 4. Next thing I know open eye close eye i'm married. lol. Well I'll miss these bunch of idiots(mr aziz called them so) and losers(what mr lee called the PE people) when I graduate. And look! Zheng Wei headlocked me!

Secondly, I would like to say happy birthday to aisyahrahyu binte hafilah who turns 16 today and ms lin who turns (god knows) today. SO.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO [Aisyah/Ms Lin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Dreams.

2010-03-19T20:31:00.002+08:00

I've been having weird dreams lately. This is one of them.

It happened at school. This girl dropped her file and I was behind her. She turned around and saw me. She gave a shocked look and ran. I went over to her file and picked it up. It's a black A3-sized file those art and D&T students would carry around. On the top of it has her name 'Farah'. When I looked back up, she was no longer there. I went to the canteen and sat at the normal table. The canteen was lit up. It was nighttime. I placed the file on the table and went to buy a drink. I came back to take the file but it was no longer there. It was in her arms. She was in front of me, pointing her finger towards me and move it as if instructing me to move towards her. I was hypnotized by her beauty that I went up to her.

Farah: Hey, thanks for the file

Yyat: uh....yeah. no problem.

Then she just walked away. I chased her. When I'm able to touch her, I woke up. You hear that? I WOKE UP. DAMN IT. XD

Hey peepos!

2010-03-07T21:35:00.003+08:00

Dug this photo up while surfing through My Pictures. Batam. Been bored to death lately. Started to revise. Getting the hang of vectors already. Thanks Miss Alawiyah! So decided to revise it today. Now playing the guitar. "Hey There Delilah, what's it like in new york city..." Nice song. Learning it. Hope i don't spoil it. :D

P.S.: someone's learning The Only Exception - Paramore sey! :D

Statement: alkaline, neutral or acidic? Up to you.

^^

2010-02-28T18:47:00.001+08:00

I love 3e3'09.

Truth is

2010-02-22T20:52:00.002+08:00

I'm not emo(even though it does not register as an English word). I just have the tendency to shut up in all the wrong situations and voice out in all the wrong situations. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why am I always at the wrong place, at the wrong time and doing the wrong thing? Sometimes I wonder. Is there a reason behind everything? I'll be honest dear blog, I'm jealous, pissed and 1% retarded(not medically). Yes I know I'm not the most handsome guy in school nor the most fittest. I know it sucks to see people being better than you at that one particular thing.

Jealous because they are closer to her than I am. Jealous because people are better than I am. Pissed because instead of helping, that someone is rubbing salt into the wound but who am I to stop him? Let it be. She's not mine. I'm giving you guys the green light. Just like what mummy says "mengalah tak ertinya kalah". But that doesn't mean you can just step over my head. Jealousy is jealousy. I can't hide it. Healthy distractions? not working. I'm bottling it up. Once I let it blow, it blows.

After writing all this, I feel like a fat ass.

Stop and Erase.

2010-02-21T19:16:00.003+08:00

"Stop and Erase"

You think you know me so well,
You put me down, it builds you up,
You're kicking me around,
You just can't get enough

And all your friends surround you,
And without them by your side,
You start to show your weakness,
It's something you can't hide,

Yeah, yeah

[Chorus:]
Well stop and erase,
'cause I'm gonna
wipe that smile off your know-it-all face
Whoao
Laugh well you can,
You're livin' it up,
But read my lips,
the joke is on you,
Whoao
I figured it out,
You're all about,
walking tall on the people you knock down,
Well stop and erase,
'cause I'm gonna,
wipe that smile off your know it all face

Whoao

I'm waking up, I'm feeling,
What I was scared to feel before,
I got my eyes wide open,
Won't take it anymore

All the lies and teasing,
Guess, I could never be that cool,
You had them all believing,
But know that's through,

Yeah, Yeah

[Chorus]

Count down,
The tables have turned,
Better wise up,
You have got a lot to learn,

'cause you're alone now,

[Chorus x2]

Boy am I a true fan of dream girl. Been busy with studies to update blog. sorry about that. nothing much to talk about. Promotion to First Sergeant, Jonelle's house on Chinese New Year, passed all my test EXCEPT for mother tongue. Changing of sitting arrangement in malay class. Being santa claus during valentine's day. unplanned meet with iffah, aisyah, muz and taha at ECP. yeah. Many of the few things that happened.

Panas Lah Chi Bai.

2010-02-14T20:22:00.003+08:00

went East Coast Park just now. A fun trip. Woke up late. The lorry was already at the void deck by 9:00am. I woke up at 8:00am. Bath-ed, changed and never even take breakfast. Late by how many minutes then went down. After that lorry to Cik Bedah's house to pick them up then went on the expressway to ECP. GEREK KE PER. Have to take off my fedora just to make sure it doesn't fall off. Reached ECP booked a place and then played the guitar. Rest for a while then went into the sea for a swim. Came out, bathed and went to meet aisyah. After meeting aisyah, went to Area C(jauh tu) to meet up with iffah. I thought iffah's mum was aisyah's auntie. lol. Walked to Area B and then pass by iffah's tentage again. Only then i knew that iffah's mum is iffah's mum(you guys get it don't you?), went back to Area D. Then this happened.

(Fedora fell off)

Yyat: topi jatuh(suara tak nak angz)

The three of us laughed. Then muz called. Realised that muz and taha were there also. So we walked to Area D. Then I rest for a while at my tentage. Then saw taha and muz. Met briefly. Then we went off. Sent iffah back to her tentage at Area C and walked back to Area D with aisyah. Walked on the beach. not a good idea. Firstly, wearing shoes. Secondly, not flat surface but it's faster!(someone said so). After that talked crap with cousins.

Abang Hafiz: realise something? We talk about their country but do they ever alk about our country before?

The rest is history. Now I'm like a lobster with Rudolf's nose.

Love that dress.

2010-02-12T22:27:00.003+08:00

Love that dress.

YYat

2010-02-09T20:01:00.000+08:00

Doesn't look like dream girl but will do! :D

To make sure.

2010-02-08T20:02:00.001+08:00

To make sure i don't have nightmares on abortion. Well, off to maths(MUST DO) and malay(see first)

Valentine's.

2010-02-07T21:52:00.002+08:00

Valentine's day around the corner. Gonna bake some cookies. Last year in school. Gotta make every special day a blast. yes. A few inspirations.

Dream girl.

2010-02-06T19:37:00.002+08:00

Dream girl with her cute hair. Went to beach road with cousin just now. bought 15 1SG rank. then went to peninsula to buy guitar picks and last string. cool or what. still no idea on what haircut. short or medium?

Love is on it's way

2010-02-05T21:28:00.003+08:00

Usually i'm not the type of person to post those these type of pictures but hey. It's cute isn't it? haha. Tomorrow going to beach road to buy ranks for the unit. lol. pretty boring and stress this days. Rather lazy to type. play guitar play!

Dream girl.

2010-02-03T20:34:00.003+08:00

Iffah got her dream boy, I got my dream girl! :D

Anyway today is a wednesday. Came late for the first time. Saje je cikgu aisah. merepek. Then it's maths. Our class is like inverse proportion you see.

Some 4e3 students: shhhhhh

(other e3 students make noise)

Some 4e3 students:shhhhhh

(other e3 students make noise again)
Mr Aziz: SHUT UP!!!!!

lol. Did Exercise 2.4. All correct answers. :D

Then it was PE 'O'. badminton. Had fun the whole day. Cooking mama style. After school went to jp with aisyah, ben and POH. They bought old chang kee. Went home with aisyah after that. Iron-ed no.4, bathed and took bus back to school for promotion ceremony rehearsal.

Inside the Gundus-Of-Honour regiment. XD Guard-Of-Honour lah. haha. Made up of Red Cross, NCC and NCDCC. Iffah the I/C. She shout power sia! :D Screwed up the timing. =.= 4 years not being the timer what. Makoto saved my behind, again. Talked to wani. As per usual. Became No. 1 retard. (moves mouth sideways and sticks tongues out). Hom-ed after that. Why can't PS3 fanboy and XB360 fanboy get together?

statement: thanks.

Wedding.

2010-01-31T19:50:00.002+08:00

Well, someone told me to update my blog, well updating in progress. Cousin Sulaiha's wedding is today. Went there. It was at Malay Village. Went entered the reception, Emma(my 18-year old niece)told me she was taller. I pointed to her high heels. The rest was history.

2010-01-30T19:55:00.000+08:00

playing the guitar on valentine's day. do not disturb. XD

Voice.

2010-01-26T20:20:00.002+08:00

How I wish I can shout like this guy.

Step up a gear.

2010-01-25T18:46:00.001+08:00

Step up a gear yyat. She's waiting for the first move.

CUte hair/

2010-01-23T23:04:00.002+08:00

I love her hair. Freaking awesome. Anyway can't believe time flies so fast this days. Next thing you'll know, you're waiting to take your results. Here I am telling you guys my goals for O level.

English: A2

Maths: A1(please please please!!!)

Comb. Humanities: A1

Comb. Science: A2

Malay: B3

PE 'O' level: B3

L1R5:12

L1R4:9!

Aiming to go poly by the way.

Beatles

2010-01-20T20:51:00.003+08:00

Well, today was a fun day in school. first of all, this happened before i came to school.

0600 - Dad: Yyat wake up.

Yyat: school start late lah.

(goes back to sleep)

0610 - Bro: Oi wake up oi.

Yyat: go late lah.

Then I dreamt about someone dating someone. This is so wtf. I woke up to realise it's 0700. Went to the toilet to bathe. Wore my uniform and off for school. Took the same bus as bunny. She didn't realise it. Reached school with aloy, ridz, shah and aidil. First two periods mother tongue. Idioms. More like Idiots. LOL. Then went to comp lab 4 to do ace-learning.

Mr. Aziz: Pretend you guys don't know anything about probability.

Did a research on how one should play deal or no deal. Played deal or no deal at the same time.

Recess. Sticked to my diet. 6 days veggies. 1 day meat. PRAO AH. From Average Yyat becomes Handsome Yyat(chey berlagak already). Changed into PE 'O' jersey with shah, ken, don and yong jie. Did basketball assessment. 3v3 half court. Yong jie, Carissa and I versus Ben, Don and Siqi. We were crushed mercilessly. 7-1. Well, I scored that 1 hoop. Lay up. power ah.

Nothing much after PE O. Went home.

Went out for a jog around the neighbourhood. Then jog to the stadium and ran around the track for 4 rounds.

RAndom.

2010-01-19T21:46:00.002+08:00

Was surfing through the internet when this pops up.

How to win a Girl's Heart:

Be Brave. Most girls like guys with confidence, not an ego. Just walk up to her and start a simple conversation.

Prove that you really love her and are not simply crushing or lusting for her. Ask her about herself, talk to her, don't just move in for the kiss: actually listen to her and look her in the eye.

Care for Her: Ask her about her day. It's a simple way to show her that you are interested in what she does. When she starts to talk, you must give her your full attention. Look her in the eye and don't check anyone else out! And most importantly, don't interrupt! Ask her questions about it though, because it will show her that you are concerned. Offer to help her.

Don't tell girls- for that matter, anyone at all - they have a flaw unless you are OBVIOUSLY poking fun at them, even then only if you know they can take a joke, and know you well enough to know how to react to your teasing. Otherwise you risk putting them off.

Show respect for other girls too. When she realizes that other girls take interest in you then she will automatically get to the point where you want her to be.

Make sure to be good friends with her friends. If her friends like you, you'll have a better chance of winning her over. After all, girls often turn to their friends for advice and for a second opinion. So, it's best if her friends have a high opinion of you, right?

Make her feel like the most beautiful thing in the world. You can actually directly say that. Girls LOVE to be complimented and to know that they are beautiful, but don't push it, then you just feel awkward and can't hold a conversation about something else. Just saying something like "you look really nice today" will make her happy. As long as you're sincere.

Make sure she feels safe with you. Most girls want to have someone they can trust and turn to when something goes wrong. And even when she is having a good day let her know you're interested in how she's doing. If you know that she has plans after work or school, ask her how it went. If you let on that you like her, she'll eventually pick up on the hints. Girls are usually smart with things like this...TRUST ME.

Feel good and bad for her. If she is having a bad day, let her know that you feel her pain and that you want her to feel better. Then ACTUALLY ATTEMPT TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER!!!!!!!!

Simple little touches will help. If her head hurts tell her you're sorry and stroke her face a little bit-but ONLY if she's single. Make a point to pick a pretend fuzz ball off of her back or something and then quickly stroke her back with your hand, but make sure you don't rub her down.

Make her friends yours. If her friends don't particularly like you, try to be nice. Just say that you're sorry for anything you have done to them, you really care about (insert girl's name), and you want to get along with them for her sake. And then, really make a point to befriend them.
And if you can make a girl laugh, you'll get further with her. But don't take advantage of this. Let her be your best friend first, then ease your into things. A girl needs to know that she can trust you, and that you're not going to break her heart because you really do care about her.
Another tip: let her wear your jacket if she's cold. It makes an even bigger impression if you take it off of your back and give it to her to wear, but make sure it's clean and smells decent. In doing this, you show a girl that you care about her.
Women take pride in hygiene and if a man has good hygiene it works really well on her.
Be ready to catch up because girls can run you around.
Don't play games. It's a waste of time and gets a relationship headed in the wrong direction. If you start on something false, or something without substance, that is most likely where you will end up. Cute little flirting or teasing is okay, but never pretend to be someone you're not. If you think the girl is only in the relationship for one thing, and you're in it for another, don't just play along to keep her with you. Tell her what you're looking for and try and make her see what really counts.
Be sincere. Complements, flirting, teasing, carefulness, none of it matters unless you truly do care. If you don't then you shouldn't be reading this, nor will whatever girl you're trying to get ever be with you if you don't care.
Love her for her quirks. Everyone has something they don't like about the person they love, but if you have too many big things on that list, you need the boot. You need to love her for the things that make her special, for her uniqueness. Tell her so. For example "I love your freckles." A simple thing like that that you know she may be insecure about can really mean a lot to a girl.
If you are thinking something, tell her. If you can't decipher her signals or see where she is going with what she's doing/saying, tell her that. It's best just to get it out there, and see what she says. If you're unsure of what is going on, or how she's treating you, tell her that. If you get it out there right away, the problem can be fixed and the relationship can stay healthy.
Love who she is, inside and out. And show it.

Seriously random.

Terrorist alert.

2010-01-13T19:47:00.002+08:00

Yyat: For the Almighty!
cadet behind: what?

lol. One of those many weird pictures taken during CCA open house. Well blogging because bestie forced me to. LOL. haha. Wednesday today. Came to school at 8:00am. Lost something there. First two periods mother tongue. I do formal letter already! woohoo! haha. After that was maths. Getting the hang of standard deviation. Recess. Drank bubble up. Then went to basketball court and literally took off my school uniform. Yes. Then went up and played basketball. Got grade 3. Got to push myself up to a low 2 at least. Be more involved in the game yyat. Wasn't really that involved in the game as my leg hurts after the first game(because knocked onto the wall. XD). Freestyle drill training after that. Ok ok. Part Cs have some hope of winning. Bad poker song. XD. After that homed and here typing.

SARIP DOL.

Yes!

2010-01-09T19:55:00.003+08:00

Can you believe it?!!! I don't!!! Well yeap. I got the album already. And below is a picture of me and the poster. ^__^

My cheeks are huge. LOL

Fucked-up Friday.

2010-01-08T20:18:00.002+08:00

Friday morning. as per normal morning.First two periods P.E. Mr Joe So. FREAKING AWESOME. ran around the canteen 6 times. overtaked and gained pole position. haha. After that was maths 2 periods. Standard deviation. Social Studies one period. we saw 14% of an angry Miss Azeanni. XD recess. didn't eat. saving up money to buy selena gomez's album(with free poster!) Mr Lee say something about inspiring poster. I'm going to use that poster as my inspiration. Yes! Put it inside my file every single day. English. Lied to Ms Lin saying that can't go for play because of date. When i can't go because of curfew. IF you are reading this Ms Lin, sorry! Mother Tongue after that. Joked around. Became a goof. After mother tongue went home. Changed and went to Singapore Polytechnic for Open House. Went into the course counselling area. Walked around the maritime studies area and a chick walked up to me.

Chick: hello!
Yyat: hi!
Chick: here take this(gave me a booklet on her course)

My goodness. Is she pretty. And hot. seriously. I accidentally smiled. She smiled back. OVER THE TOP!!!! haha! Then walked asked the lecturer about diploma in game design. First of all, she's Korean. Yes. After the talk with her, I'm so interested in it. Serious. Then after that walked around SP and went back to school for NCC. Did the lean-on shelter. went home after that.

I'm telling the truth girl.

Obsession

2010-01-02T20:09:00.002+08:00

It's official. My obsession with Selena Gomez cannot be controlled. She is my wallpaper, I do quizzes on her. I listen to her music. I EVEN DREAMT OF HER. O.O yes. I'm not lying.

Well went to the library to do my homework with Rid Rodriguez, Fernando Fareez Fernandez, Ghazali Gonzalez and Yyat Santiago(me). At first the 4 of us. Saw chickyz. then shaik, derek and theva came. Seluar pendek. LOL. This happened in the library.

Ridhwan: bye(to everyone)
us: bye
two other girls that we never see before: bye.

WOW. good one rid. haha. After doing homework played soccer. Went home to change. Came back and played soccer. Conflict. Bought water. Love my grenades t-shirt. Old Skool. Played soccer then hom-ed. mee bakso. here computer.

School in 2 days time. Are you reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady????

sylvia

2009-12-27T23:12:00.002+08:00

It's okay girl, You're famous enough.

And to THAT guy. FUCK YOU.

Let's hope no one kills me for saying this. I think that Singapore Idol is fixed.

Fuck you people.

2009-12-22T21:06:00.004+08:00

what's wrong with you people? Why can't you just fucking back down? Why can't you stop fucking piss me off? I can bend but can never break. So fuck you for doing suck a fucking thing. Dumb fucks. No more Mr. Nice Guy. So fuck you all.

Project Pandora.

2009-12-22T18:59:00.002+08:00

Batam trip with cousins are just around the corner. Can't wait for it. Fun for three days. Thank God 'The Cousin' is not coming. Neither is his family. Well that''s what going to happen this friday. Long, Mak Long, Cik Mon and Cik Awang are back from their Haj. Well this what happened.

Went over to Cik Bedah's house with mum and dad and farouk. Watched Stealth there. Action movie. Around 9pm went down to the void deck to take the Abang Wan's van to Long's House. BUT someone just got to be late. Someone. Not saying who but someone. Then after that took the van to Long's house.

Waited there with other relatives. Played with Sofie. Helped shahrul keep his laptop from the wrath of 'THE COUSIN' (start the evil music). HEHE. Around 11pm took the van to Airport.

Waited for flight no. SQ 8025 to touchdown at Singapore from Jeddah. Went to Burger King with Abang Syafiq, Abang Hafiz, Ain, Syahmi and Cik Mail. Had meal no. 5. BK rendang. The last time I'm eating such a meal. Firstly, the spices in the burger, tak 'gerak'. You know what I mean? And, the fries, not salty. eeee. Sorry Burger King, You're not my type. While eating, Syahmi and I joke around in the restaurant.

"I was eating my fries when i JIZZED IN MY PANTS"

Also, there was this customer who was ordering at the counter and I can't help myself from not eavesdropping. This is what he said.

"Uh, I don't like coke."

WHAT THE FISHBALLS. If you don't like, then just change it! Instead of saying that, you could have just said 'I would like to change my drink.' WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

haha. Came down to the arrival hall and saw people surrounding the place. It's like Arctic Monkeys arriving to Singapore in Terminal 2. LOL. Waving to my uncles and aunties. Long had the funniest reaction ever. His family was waving at him but he did not realise. He only saw us(the nephews) waving at him. So he waved back. His funny side is still there.

After that went back to Long house and project runway was on the tv. What a disgrace. haha. Hom-ed after that.

You can't run from the truth yyat. You like her.

Bike

2009-12-12T21:21:00.002+08:00

Can't wait to own this bike when the time is right. Earn my money, license and boom. CB 400, Papa here to get you!!!! Well, I've been surfing second-hand bike advertisements on the net and saw that a secondhand super 4 ain't that expensive after all. $2800 for this big baby. WOW. Well soon is gone to jump with kangaroo. Quite boring nowadays. Been reading 'predator' comics. In the comics, The Predator has been around since sherlock holmes. cool or what.

And Fuck you bitch with a major 'F'

H-Grade

2009-12-08T20:51:00.003+08:00

Well, currently been researching about weed/marijuana/pot/reefer. Well i took PE 'O' level and the book says that Marijuana is under the list of drugs. Well I agree it is a depressant drugs but why is it like a 'taboo' to take it? Not saying it is a taboo but when people say marijuana, they think of drugs. They think of the leaves. Well actually, marijuana has other uses actually other than as a 'drug'. It can be used to make clothing for example.

Look! Even Google agrees!

Emma Stone

2009-12-07T18:24:00.003+08:00

That's Emma Stone. Current Celebrity Crush. And her birthday is the same as mine!!!! 6th of November!!!!! Like her only after I watch Zombieland. Best movie. This is her during the movie.

She plays the role of Wichita(a state name). She looks.... Evil. But she's not!

Another picture of her. Couldn't fine her picture when she tied her hair. Cute!!!! LOL

NCO shirt.

2009-12-03T18:47:00.003+08:00

For the first time in Jurong West NCC, a NCO t-shirt will be designed. This is for the Part C '09 NCOs. The following pictures below are the designs that will be printed onto the shirt. The t-shirt is going to be of dri-fit material, collared and white in colour.

The front logo. It will be placed at the left chest area. If there is any disagreements, come to me.

The back design of the nco shirt. Beautiful. Any disagreements please sound it out. We'll discuss whether to change it.

So the reason why I've been designing the nco t-shirt is that... I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME DURING MY HOLIDAYS. Used photoshop elements 8.0 to do all this. Nice!

Union Jack.

2009-12-02T20:49:00.001+08:00

As you can see, I'm going british!

Survival Course.

2009-11-26T19:32:00.003+08:00

All the badges I have attained so far. Sorry for bad picture quality. 3.2-er again. Arranged in chronological order. First badge NAPFA and latest badge Basic Jungle Survival. Beautiful. Well just came back from Ubin for Basic Jungle Survival Course. Even though a 2 days 1 night course, It is very very fun(sorry for broken english)

Day 1: Arrived at HQ NCC at 0750++. Crapped with Khairul Amorif, another jurong guy, zul, arjun and the two dunman cadets. Talk talk talk, surrendered my phone for 5 minutes only. Then board up the bus to Changi Jetty to Ubin.

Touched down at Ubin. Tamy(Our Instructor) toured us around the main town of Ubin. He said that whenever you reach Ubin, you need to pay respect to the Tua Pek Kong there(Which I don't believe in but still, I resepct it. Mutual understanding among religion. Best.[no insults intended]) Then we moved on to the headman's house through the nursery.

Along the way, Tamy thought us the 5 stages of the Plant Universal Edibility Test(PUET. Sounds disgusting)

First stage, smell: First, crush a part of the plant(most probably the leaf) and smell it. If it hits your brain and makes you giddy, stop the test with the plant and move on with another type because it's poisonous. If it makes you feel happy, keep the plant but do not eat it. Why? So that if you are demoralize by the situation and feel that you want to commit suicide, just smell the leaf. Happy go lucky already. If nothing happens, move on to the second stage.

Second stage, touch: Secondly, take a new leaf from the plant, crush and rub it onto the inner part of your upper arm. Wait for 1 or 2 minutes. If any swellings or itchiness is present, stop the test and move on to a new plant. If nothing happens, move on to the third stage.

Third stage, rub: Thirdly, take a new leaf from the plant and rub it onto the inner part of your bottom lip. Do not salivate or spit. Wait for 1 or 2 minutes. If any swellings happen, stop the test and move on to a new plant. If nothing happens, move on to the fourth stage.

Fourth stage: Fourthly, take a new leaf from the plant and chew it well and coat it around your mouth and then spit it out. Wait for 1 or 2 minutes for the reaction. If any swelling occur, Stop the test and move on to a new plant. If nothing happens, move on to the final stage of the test.

Final stage, swallow: Take a new leaf from the plant and chew it well and then swallow it. Wait for 5 hours. If diarrhea or/and fever happens, stop the test. This shows that the plant is poisonous.

Then we went walking along the path and into the garden. Tried out different types of plants. Examples are the betel leaf, betel nut, kacang botol, pinang, creat, elephant foot, petawali, morinda, white mulberry, tongkat ali, torch ginger, lipstick fruit, coriander, curry, lemongrass(the best) passion fruit, bamboo, kang kong, ceylon spinach, sweet potato, hibiscus(yes. hibiscus.), coconut, belimbing, starfruit, tropical almond, jambu air, jambu batu, jambu gajus, jambu biji and even jambu abis(guess what it is)!!!!

Along the way, we saw an ang moh couple cycling. Tamy called the woman jambu abis. LOL/. After that we walked around ubin until we reached a place for our lunch. Had fried rice for lunch. Then we were splitted into two groups, West district one group and Sea & Air one group. West district went for skinning of frogs and fire starting first.

Fire starting was ok. Learnt about different types of fire-starters. Examples are magnesium and flint, bow and drill and also gunpowder. After some hands-on. The skinning part comes. Tamy did it like a professional(he is one. doinks) Damn gruesome.

After that learned about different types of traps used to catch animals for consumption. Learned about head traps( where the lasso hangs around the neck when activated) and leg traps( where the lasso hangs around the legs) After that, did a demo( not i become the animal ah...)

Then it was dinner time. Had civilised food. After dinner, pitched up tents and went down to go for nightwalk. A real nightwalk. What is the definition of real? imagine a very dark path when you really have to use the power of your eyes to see. WITHOUT ANY LIGHTS AVAILABLE. Scary huh?

Okay move on. After that cooked our own supper, did mosquito repellent( burn dead twigs, wood and leaves) which have to be put out because of this no life and no experience in the jungle teacher officer. This what happen

CO: what are you guys doing?
Zul, Sakthi, Hidayat, Arjun: Making insect repellent.
CO: ya right.

Selenge sak! How suay. One teacher officer sleng, another one like ku niang like that. LOL. Debrief which was not needed AT ALL. Want to sleep then still got bloody debrief. Talk about campfire. LOL. After that lepak with Irfan, Sakthi, Arjun, Irfan's friend, Ganesan, Zul, Myself and another bukit view chinese guy. Enjoyed the breeze there. Gerek. Beside was OBS. Good times at OBS. Good times. My Instructor, Chung Tai changed a lot sia. After lepak sleep inside tent. Talked with sakthi and slept.

Day 2. Last person to wake up in my tent. Earlier in the morning around 3.30 am got hear recitings of Muslim prayers. Decided to ignore it. Went back to sleep. Cannot be Subuh right? Too early. Then went back to sleep. Woke up, when to the toilet to brush teeth. The toilet bowl flooded with urine. wow. Then had breakfast. Sausage, eggs and sandwich. Was eating my sausage when this happen.

Mike(the instructor) : eh you know or not, the toilet flooded with urine then the shit hor, everywhere on the floor.

BASKET. I eating sia! lol. After that had knots & hitches lesson. Interesting because none of us get the hang of it. Get it? Hang. lol.

After knots & hitches had our shelter building session. My group built a lean on session. My Instructor(Tony) lived at brunei for 12 years for forestry study there. WOW. You imagine uh. Live there with no running water and electricity. Crazy uh.

Lunch was the best. Nasi Ayam Penyet Changi. Wooooooooweeeeet. Then walked all the way backto the jetty, changed to no.4 in the public and got my badge. Took bumboat back to Mainland and then took bus service 2 with sakthi and zul to tanah merah and went home.

The Feeling

2009-11-23T21:00:00.008+08:00

The Feeling.

It happened while sitting on the mahogany bench at the park. As I puffed out a white cloud of smoke out of my mouth, a lady came and sat beside me. I remembered what she wore. A maroon cashmere scarf, a brown overcoat and a fur hat. I looked at her and exchanged smiles. As I took another puff, She looked straight into my eyes with that curious look.

"Yes?" I asked.

She smiled and looked away. Ignoring, I just continued doing so until the whole stick was done. She just kept looking at me. I asked is there something wrong. Only then she started to open her mouth.

"Well, Can I start a conversation with you?" She asked with a look of seduction.

I agreed. It was a cold winter morning. Going out alone in the park is boring. Also, It was a good idea to start a conversation. So we talked. through the conversation I knew that her name was Selena. We talked about our careers and social life. Somehow, that genius in me woke up from it's deep slumber and asked her to join in for lunch at the cafe. She agreed.

We were not so lucky. The cafe where I first had in mind was packed. It was lunchtime. So I brought her over to a nearby bistro and had lunch and continued our conversation over a cup of coffee. Somehow, I opened up to her and talked about Alicia.

Before we knew it, the sun had sank and the moon had emerged. I was feeling tired yet awake due to the strong coffee we had earlier. She invited me to her apartment for the night's rest. I accepted as no one would want to drive back home while feeling tired.

As she unlocked the door to her apartment, I touched the back of her neck with my nose and could smell the lovely scent of passion fruit and rose on her neck. She giggled a little bit. I was lying on her bed when she just dropped onto me and seduced me. Without any hesitation, we had midnight love.

I woke up to realize I'm in bed naked with Selena. Whatever happened last night, I couldn't recall.

"Last night was fun."

Only then I realized what I had did. I slept with Selena. The 'feeling' crashed into me like a freight train going at sixty miles per hour. Guilt crashed into me. After knowing what happened. I wore back my clothes and rush out of Selena's apartment.

I drove home to realize Alicia waiting for me at the front door arms crossed and her left foot tapping. I got out of my car asked her why is she outside on such a cold winter morning with just her nightgown. She gave me a slap.

"You slept with another woman last night."

My mind went black for the second time in the day. How does she know? I was miles away from her. All I can do is ask what makes her think so.

Then the shock jolted into me. Selena was Alicia's friend and Alicia wanted her to see what I do across town. I fell for it. Fell right into it. As I was thinking, she took out two luggage bags and threw them at me.

"I don't share this roof with a forked tongue man."

Then that was it. The end of our relationship. All crushed by my sexual desire.

This story is fictitious. I do not smoke and of course do not sleep with women, yet. This story is one of many stories I might put up to improve my English. Hope you guys like it.

Castlevania?

2009-11-23T18:02:00.004+08:00

The game that I'm currently addicted to. It's fun. Seriously. Slaying monsters. Ok. Boring so far my holidays. This wednesday and thursday going to be at ubin slaughtering animals for survival. Miss me okay? I might not come back to talk to you people. Joking only. Pretty bored this days. Most of soccermates went to nepal for service learning. So pretty stuck at home these days. Can't text people cause prepaid low.

Please Dad, I want a DSLR camera.

"Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you" - Yellowcard, Only One

Fun times at the airport.

2009-11-21T18:22:00.003+08:00

Changi Airport Terminal 2. Just now went to Cik Mon's House to escort Cik Awang, Cik Mon, Long and Mak Long to the Airport for their departure to the Holy Land. Came to her house yesteday at night. Left for the Airport just now at 2.30 am. Reached the airport at 4 am. Goof-ed around. Was talking to my cousin when I JIZZED IN MY PANTS. Haha! Joking only. Then walked around the airport. Talked to my cousins. All of us had good stories to share.

"Kebun untuk mak kau! This one all Lee Kuan Yew pay. You want sleep at basement?"

Haha. Good jokes. After sending them off, Went back to bukit panjang. Got a cab and hom-ed. Slept all the way till 6pm. Bathed and here blogging.

Cracker.

2009-11-19T19:15:00.003+08:00

Okay. The 'Hidayat's Photography' sucks. But the photograph? Beautiful. And to know that it was captured with a 3.2-er if you all know what I mean. Went to school today for W3 Cluster NE Ambassador. A few briefings. Valerie and I were the only two secondary school students in our group. Went to Kampung Glam. Did the activities. Lazy to list down. Lunch was Hajjah Maimunah. Sedap babe. Since when did 'lemak' became curry? It rained cats and dogs(Its been ages ever since I used that phrase). Went back to school. Did reflection. Then prize presentation. After that tea break. Then its phot taking session. Man. I can't get my eyes off mars headphones.

Now going to watch videos on how people sking and prepare animals in the jungle for consumption. =]

Boxer.

2009-11-17T19:25:00.002+08:00

This is the end product of discipline and self-restrain.

Rows and rows of bitches.

2009-11-16T19:45:00.002+08:00

Another picture taken during my ophir trip. Well. I'm going to write a lot of things on this post. I guess. First of all about 14/11/09.

Well on saturday went to Cik Mon's house for gathering. Ate, drank and recited prayers for her husband and her who are going for their haj pilgrimage on the 21 of November. Well, something.... bad happened during the kenduri. Yeap. That's all I have to say about that.

15/11/09.

Another kenduri at long's house, talked about one of my cousin. You know what I mean people. My 'that' cousin. Went home after that.

Today.

Went back to school to loan field packs for me and sakthi for our jungle survival course. Then went to jurong point to walk around. Went to comics connection to che ck things out. Saw this super cute girl. She was wearing a bucket hat!!! Haha! Cute to the max! And I almost bumped into her! Wow! haha. Then went homed. GTA-ed again. Addicted to the game I guess.

Man vs Wild.

2009-11-12T18:57:00.002+08:00

Silent Hill.

Guess what. The amateur ( Yes. I admit) photographer is back.

class.

2009-11-10T18:41:00.003+08:00

Selena Gomez. Current Celebrity Crush(CCC). Surfed photobucket for her picture. This is the one that stands out. Look at her. you will go AWWWWWW. No matter you're a boy, girl, man, woman, gay, lesbian, cleaner or a president.

3E3 '09. Gerek.

Well no idea to post. been reading up Urban legends lately. Here's one.

Naked at His Own Surprise Party.

An executive at IBM turned 40, and all day long members of his staff and colleagues dropped by to wish him a happy birthday. His assistant, a beautiful 25-year-old woman, came into his office last. "I'd like to buy you lunch today," she said. "Something special. Just the two of us at that romantic little French bistro on 55th Street."

The executive agreed, of course. At noon, he and his assistant slipped out of the office and headed for the restaurant. She ordered champagne, and they lingered over their meal for more than two hours.

As the waiter served them coffee and dessert, the assistant said, "Did you know that I live on this block?"

"I had no idea. That's very convenient - for getting to work, I mean."

"Yes, it is convenient," the assistant said. "In fact, why don't we get the check and then drop by my place for a drink."

"A few minutes later, they were in the assistant's apartment. As she fixed the drinks, she spilled club soda on her skirt. "I'd better change," she said. "You wait here, and when I get back we'll have an afternoon you'll always remember."

Thinking he was about to get lucky, the executive stripped off all his clothes. But no sooner had he stretched out naked on the couch than he heard a loud cry of "Surprise! Happ Birthday!"

The bedroom door burst open, and there were his wife, his kids and all of his colleagues from the office.

Now what do you think happens next? haha

haven't met you yet

2009-11-08T16:40:00.003+08:00

Michael Buble.

What you get when you mix a vasantham star, a pornstar, a rat and that's so mentos boy together.

"Haven't Met You Yet"

I'm not surprised, not everything lasts
I've broken my heart so many times I stopped keeping track
Talk myself in, I talk myself out
I get all worked up then I let myself down

I tried so very hard not to loose it
I came up with a million excuses
I thought, I thought of every possibility

And I know some day that it’ll all turn out
You'll make me work so we can work to work it out
And I promise you kid that I give so much more than I get
I just haven't met you yet

I might have to wait, I’ll never give up
I guess it's half timin and the other half's luck
Wherever you are, whenever it's right
You'll come outta nowhere and into my life

And I know that we can be so amazin
And baby your love is gonna change me
And now I can see every possibility

Somehow I know that it’ll all turn out
You'll make me work so we can work to work it out
And promise you kid I'll give so much more than I get
I just haven't met you yet

They say all’s fair in love and war
But I won’t need to fight it
We'll get it right and we'll be united

And I know that we can be so amazin
And bein in your life is gonna change me
And now I can see every single possibility

And someday I know it'll all turn out
And I'll work to work it out
Promise you kid I’ll give more than I get

Oh you know it'll all turn out
And you'll make me work so we can work to work it out
And promise you kid to give so much more than I get yeah
I just haven't met you yet

I just haven't met you yet
Oh promise you kid to give so much more than I get
I said love love love love love love love
I just haven't met you yet

Birthday boy

2009-11-06T11:07:00.004+08:00

Happy Birthday, Yyat Keropok.

Sis woke me up to give me my present.

I love you sis.

I'm jealous and wondered why is my birthday so boring and lonely.

Is this God's way of punishing me for what i did during the year?

Ophir '09

2009-11-05T18:44:00.019+08:00

NCC Ophir '09.

The best field trip with NCC ever. Let the pictures do the talking.

Day 1:
Chronology for the next day's expedition

Gang gelojoh on the left, gang fajar on the right.

That's my bed.

From Left: Bukit Merah boy who didn't climb, Haziq aka gayboy, xiao fong aka SK

The sungai.

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Now who is this?

The ranger.

All waiting to try the flying fox.

Timothy Tiang: Foreground. Tikus: Background

The forest.

Aqil.

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Another bukit merah boy. "Balls of steel" but cannot climb up the mountain.

the jungle obstacle course: barbed wire. REAL LIVE BARBED WIRE

A close up on someone's butt.

All tired already.

Now whose that falling?

SK: wth. Hairul: Peace.

WET RAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranger doing demo.

The rock climbing wall which we never did. The 2 SAF Personnel who came with us.

My chalet

Other chalets.

Aqil: Foreground, Haziq nenek kebayan: background

Furong west: Fuhua cadets, Jurong cadet and Jurong west cadet.

Actually wanted all of us to do different poses, then became choo choo train.

First day dinner

Notice the van?

That's aqil, not me.

Hairul.

Aqil.

Hairul again.

Aqil again.

Day 2:

Oil palm trees.

Entrance to gunung ledang

Johor flag.

Zul.

West district cadets doing warm up.

What you shouldn't do at gunung ledang. They didn't write smoking.

Cute or what...

Climbing the mountain.

Gerek pe the pic.

The summit.

Riko's body extra. LOL

Group photo 1

Group photo 2

Taking the pledge while shivering, wet, fatigue.

"Silent Hill: Malaysia"

Vasantham Star 2010: Veingad!!!!!!!

My god.

I got henna-ed by my gloves.

Portable stove.

Day 3:

Morning.

Passed by a run-down house.

Drift track maybe?

White water.

Milkman's friends.

Frog eggs.

Can anyone tell me where is CHING??

Haziq

Last day's lunch.

The spoons

Furryboy

Gayboy

"Besok ah, besok ah, besok ah" boy

SK jewellery

Vasantham star

List down a few.

2009-11-02T14:47:00.003+08:00

Well, mummy told me to write the post in both malay and english. English first then malay. I hate to read malay text. So why read when you can write? lol. So I'm gonna write in malay also.

Well today went to school to take wallet from taha. Left it with him yesterday. Came to school around 11 am. Waited and watched red cross training. Fun eh. Then waited, and waited. Went outside with iffah, jannah and shahirah. Called taha's house. He's still bathing. LOL. then the red cross people went home first. Waited then went back inside school. Girl's Generation. HOT. Zhen Hong... haha. Got my wallet, then went home.

(versi melayu)

Hari ini saya pergi ke sekolah untuk ambil dompet saya dari taha. Saya tertinggal dompet saya bersama dia semalam. Datang ke sekolah pada pukul sebelas. Sambil menunggu menonton perlatihan kadet palang merah. Gerek. Tunggu dan tunggu. Keluar sekolah bersama Iffah, Jannah dan Shahirah. Telefon rumah taha. Dia sedang mandi. (ketawa kuat). Mereka tiga pulang ke rumah dahulu. Tunggu di dalam sekolah lagi. Generasi Perempuan. PANAS. Zhen Hong... haha. Dapat dompet saya and pulang ke rumah.

Statement: This is hard. Ini susah.

overkill.

2009-10-31T15:48:00.002+08:00

Gangster high. The best korean movie I've ever seen. You've got to watch it man. It really rocks your socks plus your shoes. Some scenes are a bit... disturbing to some viewers. Yeap. A snooker hall splattered with blood. Yeah. Well it's a saturday. Boring saturday. 2 more days before I'm off to Ledang. Conquer the mountain, come back down and go home. haha. The day after the expedition my birthday. Cool. Then after that class outing, then jungle survival course. And then I'm free!!! woohoo..

Statement: Feelings.

4E3

2009-10-30T20:34:00.003+08:00

That's ken. My friend. He completed his uno pyramid just now at class. Haha. Just look at that smile on his face. haha. Well today was a friday. As per normal. Played duelmasters all the way. Then history watched school of rock. After prayers came back to loan NCC equipments for both sakthi and me for our jungle survival. Then hom-ed and downloaded. Watched gangster high. Gerek. Then went for parent-teacher meeting. Nothing much. Queue number 19. Got back results. Promoted to sec 4. YES!!! Then hom-ed after that.

My feelings towards you have lost. For what reason I do not know why. Is it because someone else would suit me better than you? Only time will tell.

Time flies fast.

2009-10-29T20:00:00.002+08:00

Time flies fast. Well today had PE. Last day of PE. Hidayat patted Hidayat's back. haha. After that was 28 days later. Mr Aziz pulled me out at the best moment. DAMN. haha.

"Fucking Hell" - Jim

LOL. Then played duelmasters against Gavin. Burn that Bombazar b****! haha. Hate it like hell. Aisyah brought kuih raya to school. Abes ah! kebas!!! haha. Eh seriously sedap. I asked her for her cookie. She said finish. Oh ya I forgot. I'm the one who finish it at her house. LOL. Haha. Recess change and ate. Liverpool vs man u riot. haha. Then played uno with club west grove (aisyah, yvonne, ken, carissa, siqi, me and somehow an outsider by the name soon. LOL) then went to malay class. Played duelmasters with ridz. Then after school rushed to hq to go for ophir briefing.

When I was walking to HQ, there was a girl walking behind me. Then at hq, I have to surrender my phone. Got conversation with her. Let's call her X. She's hot.

X: you here for mt. ophir briefing?
hidayat: yeap.
X: cadet?
hidayat: yeap.
X: ohhhh....

DAMN SHE'S FINE. EH EH EH. I got wife. Composure composure composure. XD

Came late. Talked to Aqil. Suprised by his OMG rank. haha. CCSS sent a different girl!!! I sad man. LOL Reached yio chu kang station and hom-ed. Sorry ashiq for not coming your party.

Statement: you're a fine sea cadet.

Bullshit.

2009-10-28T18:56:00.003+08:00

Well it's a wednesday today. Came school. My 'abs' hurt a lot today when I came to school. Serious. When I laugh, sneeze or bend down, i can feel pain. serious. First two periods was mrs tan. Before that got spotcheck. Lucky I never bring. Haha. I thought they will confiscate cards like one teacher one. Then must ask permission to play games? LOL. haha. Then duelmasters all the way. Owned Don,JM,Aloy and sakthi. Yeap. Whole day duelmasters. Fun day. After school, 'waited' for ridhwan with taha, sakthi,muz and ghaz until 4 pm. He never came out so we went home. When I reached home and online-ed tonight, milkman told me he went home straight after school. WTF. Haha. They just can't stop talking about the proposal huh? wth.

Statement: I'm not a goody two shoes. I'm a sadistic gore freak. =]

Cool

2009-10-27T17:49:00.003+08:00

Cool right the picture? It is titled 'russian circus'. Found it on photobucket. Well today is a tuesday. Had PE 'O' level. Played basketball. CAme to school shouting 2-0. haha. haha. Basketball I can trll you one thing only. I did something...'shocking'. haha. PE 'O' level students, Mr So, Mr Lee and LTTA only know. haha. Then it was english. Mr Lee talked about dowry? LOL. Giving away 2 bottles of champagne, getting back two bottles of F&N drinks.

Mr Lee: They give back 2 bottles of F&N drink
Hidayat: Mr Lee, at least its better than two bottles of mineral water
Boon Long: At least better tan two cups.

XD

Recess changed and had lontong. Then it was chemistry. Played duelmasters. YES. DUELMASTERS. Gonna bring my deck tomorrow. Trash some mofos. Haha. Then someone say next period mr aziz relief ah. Haha. Rahyu(aisyah) and khien(me) had our flashback moments in primary school with a tinge of ken. haha.Then mothertongue went to comp lab 4. Gerek. Act to be a complete retard. Yesterday's abs workout really sores my stomach and neck. lol.

Statement: Mum t old me to end here.

fart robot?

2009-10-26T20:46:00.002+08:00

This should have been posted a long time ago. It was taken around last year. I remembered where and when. I have a superbrain. wow. Haha. Man, today is promotion day. Let's just hope 3E3 everyone gets promoted ya? Haha. We want alan to promote! Well, at least me ah. I'll tell you the reason personally. Well today went to syahmi's house. GTA IV DIDN'T WORK. WAH LAU. Ended up playing fifa 09. Lost both matches. Played dota after that. Gerek! haha. Then halo 3 and then nfs undercover. Yeah. Hom-ed after that.

I changed my song to hotdog - Limp Bizkit. Bring out the ****s. It will rock your socks off
Statement: Kiss me through the phone.

boring

2009-10-25T19:10:00.001+08:00

Well. Today is a sunday. Bored. Went out. Met up with syahmi. Bought conan and grand theft auto IV for a total price of $36. wow. Then came my house. Looked at my cousin's wall, then he played RAW 2. Used Mr. T. Tomorrow planning to go his house. Chiao.

Statement: Ku pilih yang mana?

last training.

2009-10-23T20:24:00.003+08:00

HOO-AH. lol. Random post. Well today was a friday. Last day for the Sec 4s and 5s.

Very boring. Did nothing at all throughout the whole week. Most of the teachers busy with the sec 4s and 5s. What to do. Preparing for 'O' levels. Next thing you know, you are sitting for it. LOL. Haha. To kick off the day, The other secs have to go to the hall for video presentation by the sec 2s who did a great job filming videos for their project work. "You think your wonderbra small ah?" LOL. Haha. After that went to the class. Tried sleeping. Ended up playing black magic, white magic, mrt stations V1 and V2, around the world and 10 poker cards. HAHA! The relief teacher told us clues and told us to solve the story. This are the clues:

2 goldfishes,
broken glass bowl to hold the goldfishes,
a soccer ball,
romeo and juliet died.

Guess it out. Then it was recess. My advice(warning) to you. NEVER EVER EVER EVER TRY MIXING Sinalco©, Kickapoo© and Bubble Up©. I tried that. Farted and burped in class a lot. Haha. PE 'O' level. Went around the whole school with ken. Walked past classes here and there. Heard theva sing. Haha! Ms Nura say the sec 5 guy who sing sounds like don. lol. Saw the dnt people playing dota and fnn students listening to mrs tan. Us? Slack. Mdm tan came in. Nagged at our class. Again. Shah and I played ping pong.

History. Watched The Pianist. A good movie depicting the scene of Warsaw, Poland during the Second World War. Sad eh. Very sad. The girl pretty! haha.

Then we were supposed to go to the julong mosque. But 'waited' for fareez and taha. Ended up they going there without telling us. We waited there like idiots. Went home because would be late in the end. Reached home, mum was not in. Shoots. Keys and phone inside house. DAMN. Waited a long time for mum. She came back only when I called her through the public phone.

Then ate, changed and got ready to go for NCC.

NCC had games day. Super fun. Played soccer. Something happened. Don't wish to bring it up. Pulled out of Nepal trip. Expensive leh. $350 man. Can buy 170+ nasi lemak. Sir put Sakthi and me inside Jungle Survival Course. Yes ah!!! Weeee~~ Haha. Happy man! Haha. Went home with fareez. On the way home saw Nizam, my senior. Then saw a flash of light in the sky. A red coloured light. Cannot be thunder. Am I hallucinating? lol.

Statement: West, Air, Sea.

Khayalan

2009-10-20T19:25:00.003+08:00

Black Dog Bone!!! Lagu gerek!!! Haha. Gerek eh kalau tinggal time 70's or 80's? best sey! Haha. Sidetrack.

Main point. Well today is a tuesday. Early morning got problems finding t-shirt. LOL. Found it in the end. Woke up early. Bathed at 5.30? Retarded. Went to the bus stop. Bus stop girl no more!!! =( Haha. No one knows who.... =) haha. Bus came too slow. Decided to walk to school. Reached school, clique talking about liverpool's lost. IT SHOULD BE A DROP BALL LAH STUPID. READ THE RULE BOOK AH. Pissed off man.

Well today was script-checking day. First 4 periods PE 'O' level. I passed! By 1 mark. 41/80. Confirm my CA will pull me up. After 2 periods went down to the basketball court. Only then I realised my adiprene got hole. Dang. Slowpokey. Relax! Benjamin Lee Soon Khien's shoe also got hole!!! haha. Mr So said my lay up has improved. He say it is even better than some of the other 'better' players. I'm proud.

English. Well basically I passed.
(not showing-off)
Paper 1
Section 1: 19/30

Section 2: 19/30

Paper 2
Questions: 16/25
Summary: 14/25

Yeha.

Chemistry. Mr Leong Wei Jian pissed off.

Chemistry
Section A: 26/45
Section B: 12/20
MCQ: 11/20
Practical: 10/15
Overall: 59/100(Chemistry)

Mathematics
Paper 1: 27/50
Paper 2: 24/50
Overall: 51/100

Well that's about it. After school stayed back with hidayat,ridhwan and sheik and don. Did magic tricks. Went up to the library. Did random things.

Hidayat: Cik ni ape ah?(holds a metal thingy)
cik kalsom: ni untuk sula jubo kau
LOL. Went home after that. weeee~~

KIll you.

2009-10-16T19:33:00.002+08:00

Cool picture huh? Haha. Being optimistic here. I'm always optimistic. When anything bad happens, I will look cheerful. Don't know for what reason. Is there something wrong in my head? Haha. Virus maybe. Mad Cow Disease. Well it's a friday by the way ya? First period was mother tongue. Mr Ishak went for reservist training. Helmet keletak keletung. lol. Well, as per usual, played tai ti/dai di or whatever you call it. Cikgu almost caught. She confiscate my watch. laugh out loud? haha. then it was maths. Did graph exercises. Man. I really can't get the hang of graphs man. It's really complicated. y=1/10(6-x(square)) haha. After that is english. Oral reading. Ridzuan and Elton twisted the article a bit. Changed the first 'dog' word into Chun Poh. DU YOH. haha. Then it was recess. Had baked rice. Then it was PE 'o' theory. Went through the answer sheet. Did not know our marks. Mr Lee spelled Aisyah's name wrongly, again. Haha. History. Sakthi lowest in class. 28/50. Either 3e2 or 3e3 4/5 of their history students get A1. Fu Yoh. After school went to julong mosque. lol. Then must go back school for meeting with mr aziz. Then played soccer. Then here I am. Saw Cik Bakhtiar on the way up the elevator. That's all.

Statement: I'm disgusted.

BDB fever

2009-10-14T15:33:00.002+08:00

KAMI!!!! weeweeet! Adii!!!! haha. giler kau hidayat. Finished watching the series today. Mixed man the ending. Like the Blind Baba. lol. Now watching the movie. It's so addicting. Watch it guys! Zayanah Ibrahim especially! Yeha. Cute. Today went to market with mum. Saw gore all around. Went home, played xbox. And here blogging. Tomorrow. Back at school.

Statement: O level results can take with long hair!!!! =)

Ayu!!!

2009-10-13T17:20:00.001+08:00

Si Gadis Ayu

( 1 )
Hey si gadis yang manis
Senyum di bibir terlukis
Hey si gadis yang ayu
Sebentar lagi kita bertemu

( korus )
Woh woh woh
Gadis ayu... lesung pipit di pipi
Ayu... senyummu menawan
Gadis ayu... ku jangan dihampakan
Ayu... sungguh ayu

Hey si gadis yang manja
Aku telah jatuh cinta
Hey si gadis yang ayu
Kau kan jadi milik ku

( ulang korus )

Gayamu lembut bila engkau menari
Woh woh
Kepintaranmu itu menarik hati
Woh woh

( ulang 1, korus & korus )

Jaymee Ong.

2009-10-13T14:17:00.003+08:00

A try. Yeap. A try. Finally exams is over. Time to celebrate. For the meanwhile. Today was PE 'O' paper. Very difficult. Finished the paper by 1 hour and slept for 45 mins. Aisyah tidur bangun tidur bangun. haha! PE slack sia. The other two electives all chio-ing. After that did magic tricks. People still can't figure it out! Haha. Watching kami right now. Gerek dok.

Pumadness.

2009-10-11T20:13:00.004+08:00

The Brand that I'm in love with right now. Well I know I have not been updating my blog. Sorry people! Ok. I'm updating now. Don't worry! Haha. Exams have been a smooth-sailing ride. With a few potholes like the malay compre, Humanties duration and the filling up of time after exams. Xbox,soccer,xbox.

Well today went out to buy my puma shoes. Yeap. Yeehaw. New street soccer shoes. Nice. Then played soccer. Mum called. Went home after that. Nothing much today. Michelle Chia looks hot today. haha.

Yesterday went to Cik Inah's house. Giler nak mampos nye bising. Some pics of it here.

Some of the people who celebrated the same birthday yesterday.

Actually there are more behind. Party mcm nk mampos.

Watched a video of ain's celebration. Giler. Every single funny moment there must be cheerings and laughter. Like a match between brazil and spain. haha. One part of the video:

Ain: Syahmi, how was it like to be on the losing team?
Syahmi: Pwned.
Ain: Yat! How does it feel to be on the winning team?
Hidayat: YOU GOT PWN MAN! YOU GOT PWN!

And that was after syahmi and I used abang hafiz's laptop to watch nigahiga. Main plan was to read ghost stories. In the end ghost stories not scary enough watch youtube. Some crappy videos. OK back. Finish!

Statement: Jetlag.

Friday-Tuesday.

2009-10-06T18:14:00.001+08:00

Well. It's been a long time ever since I start blogging. So I am going to talk about what happened from friday till today.

Friday: Went out for raya with malay class. Wore pink. Finally. Some people told me to wear pink right? So I wore pink. Spike hair with moving rubber. Wore White samping. Then off we go. Met at school. Taha late as per usual. Haha. Went to Aisyah's house first. Ate maggi and fried noodles. Love the cookie that she baked. haha! Got future ah. Chicken ah BOI. anyhow say. Then we went to liana's house. After that got called by dad to join him go yishun. FU YOH. Far sia.

Saturday, supposed to go battucook jalan raya. But got open house ah. Played halo and gun. Played warriors with syahmi. A buddhist monk with an english name. LOL. Got some cash.

Sunday. Went with family without dad to my mum's cousin house. Then went to nek sal's house. Nur is so adorable!!! haha.

Monday. Not much.

Today. Social Studies Paper. No time to do question 1d. Oh my god. Fresh meat. SEQ no time do conclusion. FUCK.shit lah. Dead. Chemistry paper was not really tough. Thank God mole concept and calculations there were not a lot. Suay. Calculator one battery missing. LOL. Played with umbrella. Low blowed almost all of BOI. Haha! then went to jp. Hom-ed changed and played soccer. Full arsenal kit. Wow. stylez.Keeper all the way .Yeha! First field trip into a canal. Yeap. Cool.

Statement: I'm kinda lazy to blog you know.

wowee.

2009-09-30T19:28:00.003+08:00

I swear I'm going to go there. Find a chick, get married, and have kids. Interracial. What the hell.

Official. Hidayat has gone wild. Mad. Wild. Idiotic. Stupid. Dumb. You ass. Random thoughts actually. Yesterday was english paper. Paper 1. Section 1. I wrote about an incident that happened in an imaginary singapore with imaginary friends. Imaginary Azim pushed imaginary zul over a balcony and imaginary zul broke his leg. Yowza. Then proposal must write about an outing that is interesting. I wrote about an night outing to Old Changi Hospital and Lim Chu Kang Cemetery. Boon Long wrote about National Library. What??? Haha. Paper 2 easy eh. But I think I just pass ah. Haha.

Today. Kertas Melayu. Malay paper 1. Baik... I wrote about Not treating my girl well and slapped her when I saw her going out with another man. She took off her (guess) and broke up with me. 2 years later she got married and invited me to her wedding. LOL. Shah wrote about him raping someone. Ridzuan? Smoked until throat cancer. The formal letter must write about a trip you went that you benefited the most in terms of studies. I said that I went to Liverpool, England. ZOMG. Haha. Paper 2 sumpah compre dier susah. About an old man and his grandchildren. Went home. Did not go raye with friends. Malas and cannot go. This year raye suay eh? Very. Sorry OBS-mates but I can't go ah. Rumah aku terbukak ah. Sorry.... Well I'm mad. Haha.

Statement: I want to go to New York.

Red bull.

2009-09-28T17:45:00.002+08:00

Gila gila Red Bull. Vettel could have and should have won the race. AH nvm. It's what you call it luck that Ham-ilton won. Fuck it. ok ok. Hidayat watched the grand prix yesterday at his mak ngah's nye rumah. It's what you call rumah terbakar? Eh rumah terbuka lah! Aiyoyo thambi ahma. Haha. Giler giler hidayat. Well today is a monday. Wore ties to school. Hidayat likes to wear ties. For some tinkerbell reasons. It makes him feel geeky. Haha. Well today came to school bought 5 chicken seaweed. kelaparan kan sarax? Haha. First period was Mr Chian. Ok lah. My physics can make it. Sometimes cannot. Haha. GILAMEPEK. lol. Then its CME. Elton, Don and Hidayat were sent off the class by the one and only kenneth ong. For what you might be wondering. For DotA. LOL. Hidayat was talking about Razor.

(Elton, Don and Hidayat were talking about DotA)
Hidayat: Eh Razor strong bodoh.
Kenneth Ong: Eh the three of you get out.

Laugh out loud monday. lol. After that Hidayat had maths. Hidayat passed his maths test with a score of 13/20. Hidayat won Elton. Hidayat rocks. Then there was recess. Hidayat did not eat. Hidayat drank bubble up. Hidayat went crazy. Then it was Assembly. Yada yada. Then pc did english. Mother tongue. Ader orang tak tau malu eh? Mintak duit je.... NEVER GIVE IN! Viva La Resistance! haha. DId magic trick. Dorang sume muke shocked. Yeha. Then got social studies. Hidayat got 5/8 for SEQ. weak explanation shootos corntos. AFter school went to challenger with Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard. Played FIFA 09. Haha. Went home. Here blogging. Gonna study man for English. Macam dol bin mat bin rep bin rempit bing selengeh.

I believe I have changed. I do not know whether for better or for worse. But all I know is that I have changed. Silence is pure. What I did yesterday, I was being serious.

Gilera.

2009-09-24T20:21:00.005+08:00

Gilera Runner!!! Cute man. I want it when Im older! haha. Today is a Thursday. Mr Ravi didn't came to school today. Ken,Boon Long, Sakthi and I went to toilet to change first then go up. Mr Png. Aisyah's frisbee teacher. Then after that was Chemistry. Understood practical exam better. If I fail the pratical exam or score lower than 10, I must treat Mr Leong. Wah lao. Class Time did a survey which was long overdued by Ken's favourite teacher.

(Hidayat puts his empty pencil on elton's head)
Elton: Don't lah!(Throws pencil case at Hidayat)
(In soo poke Elton. Elton stared at Hidayat)
Hidayat: NOT ME LAH
(Elton throws bottle at Hidayat. Hidayat shocked. Insoo said sorry to Hidayat)

Recess ate Mee Rebus. Shared spoon with Shah. lol. English did filing. Played a korean game with Elton, In Soo and Boon Long. It's like the slap hands one but this one use the index finger and middle finger to slap the arm.

Maths. Someone broke the broom. Someone. Then old b**** came into our class.

Malay. Format.

After school lepak-ed with LTTA again. Atiqah msg-ed me might have battucook jalan raye. Can't wait. Damn the curfew. Damn it. Sang a song. Reach home blogg-ed and bestgored.

Man. I just spent my raye money on school stuffs and misc. about $40+ I only got $96 left. And this is what I intended to buy.

Backpack(eastpak/life spirit/nike/adidas/puma/dickies/zinc)
casual shoes(puma/pallas/adidas/reebok)
New Specs(T.B.C)
New watch(T.B.C)

Statement: Bestgore.com The best gore ever.

gile power

2009-09-23T19:24:00.003+08:00

Seniman Bujang Lapok Version 2.0

Haha. Today is a wednesday. First two periods social studies. Went to school. Took 193

Aisyah: Eh dah belajar physics?
Hidayat: Ade physics test ke?
(Blur look then moved forward)

Came school bought pink ring file, two G2 black pens and an A4 exercise book. Wasted like $7.20? Dang. Social Studies did SEQ.

CME. Studied physics.

Physics: Mock Exam. Fail.

Recess. Ate a lot. Got gastric early morning cos never eat breakfast.

Hmmm.... History. How do you remember purpose? Take Sakthi and Siqi for example.
Sakthi(Author) wrote a letter to Siqi(Audience) telling how much he love her. As a result, he got a tight slap from Siqi(Achievement)

Cool huh?
English. Filing.

MAths. 11.1. Tomorrow Mr Low will relief Maths period!!!

After school.

Ate. Drank a combination of bubble up and sinalco. Gassy. Someone farted. Taha said something. Ridhwan and I talked about bestgore.com Peng liang came. Talked about you know what. Stayed late with taha, don and ghazali.

Mrs Tan: Does this look like a bed to you(points at me lying on the road)
Hidayat: Nope
Mrs Tan: Then? You can sit there. You could get hit you know.
Hidayat(whispers): Well, it looks like one.

After that looked at taha's bro bike like one gundu. Nice eh! Kawasaki KRR black with violet/pink/purple stripes.

Hom-ed with boon long.

Statement: Gila Gilera

Hetty!

2009-09-22T19:02:00.002+08:00

Hetty Sarlene. My new sayang. haha! Eh but she really beautiful sia. Totally amazingly fantabulously hot. Stop it Hidayat. Stop it. Ok fine. Today is a tuesday. First day of school after hari raya. First idiotic thing hidayat did. He didn't fold his uniform yesterday(because came home late) and used a suit cover. LOL. Came to school. First period was PE 'O' level. Last day of basketball. Did 30++ rounds of the same drills.

Shah: Down
All PE students: Yong Jie 1
Shah: Down
All PE students: Yong Jie 2
Shah: Down
All PE students: Yong Jie 3
Shah: Down
All PE students: Yong Jie 4
Shah: Down
All PE students: YONG JIE PASS FORWARD

We did that like how many times already. Told Mr So i was slowing. Opposite of fasting. Then it was English. Mr Lee gave me this survey form. Did it. All I put agree and 100%

Recess Changed to Uniform and went down to.... EAT!!!! Yeah! But somehow the mood changed. Went around seeking forgiveness. LOL.

Chemistry. Test. Which I am going to fail. Yeah. Desperate for study group sessions. Got it. Yes ah.

Maths. Did not have test today. Alamak....

Mother tongue. Played with chair legs.

After school went home and went out to play soccer. Cannot find xbox games sia. I need wrestlemania XXI AND RAW!!! Dang. Bought my hp earpiece. Finally. Homed and here blogging.

Statement: Hetty Fever

Last Training

2009-09-19T15:40:00.009+08:00

Fatass Ninja. Well. One more day to Raye. The mood suddenly turns off. Yesterday's training was the best. Last Training. Wore full badges. New badge acquired, OBS badge. Man. Every time I look at that badge, it reminds me of everything that happened during obs. Yeah. Came to school. Job as QM was tough. But held on. Brought down 26 rifles, camo paint, a marker and myself to training. Fun. Part Bs did push-ups on water. Joined them.

QM: When you all do your push ups, I want to see your whole body touch the floor!
Sergeant Major: If you want them to do that, you do it first.
(QM gets down to push-up position ready to to do push ups)
Part B cadet: Down!
(QM did push up and whole body got wet when touched the floor)
(After the push ups) QM: YOUR SHIRTS ARE NOT WET! THIS IS WET(points finger at myself)

Seriously. Their push-ups never touch the floor one. Then after the training only then sergeant major told me that he was joking. I say never mind. Set example. Like what I told Atiqah, "good nco". lol.

19/09/09
Today is the last day of Ramadhan. Nothing much. Polished the furniture, Vacuum-ed the floor and remove the carpets. Suddenly I played spiderman. lol.

Statement: Hari Raya.

DROP THE BOMBSHELL

2009-09-17T20:22:00.003+08:00

Now whose ass is that?---

Today is a thursday. Woke up for pre dawn meal. Slept again. Dreamt of me owning a shop in geylang bazaar. weird. Woke up, bathed and got ready to go to school. Went alight at interchange, saw aisyah inside 242. alah buat bodoh nampak. Then walk to the traffic light saw Haran, Hidayat and one more person. Walked to school. Then reached school first period was PE. 2 periods of captain's ball.

Aisyah: Go Hidayat!
Hidayat: Thanks!
(Ball got snatched away)

Chemistry. The two teachers from the Philippines came to our class. Periodic table. Gerek I tell you.

Class Time. Mr Lee never come. A relief teacher came.

Ben: Cher! You from what school?
(teacher ignores)

This happens 8 times. Cool or what...

Recess. Nothing much.

English. Left class at 11 25am. Stupid. Then got scolded by Mr Aziz. Locked NCC Room then left from Nee Soon Camp. Far sia. Reached Nee Soon Camp.

Ridz: Eh that one girls unit eh?
Hidayat: Ya lah!
(When we reach the IMT centre, turns out it was Pioneer sec. LOL)

Well waited long in a 27c air conditioned room. Then our turn to shoot. Good marks. Then went back to NCC Room to find out the results.

Mr Aziz: Hidayat, 24/24
Hidayat: Which hidayat?
Mr Aziz: Nur hidayat.
Hidayat: Both got nur.
Mr Aziz: Not you lah.
(Aft other names)
MrAziz: THAT Hidayat. Full marks.

Yesa. First time getting marksman and full marks on the same day. Cool or what. Stayed back and talked to LTTA about our errhms errrhms.

Ghazali: And the winner is..... Hidayat!!!

Ridhwan and me got shouting fits. LTA keep calling out Yati! Yati. She turned her head. Its her name lah taha!

Statement: Man, I look so kilat with my no.3

Blogger's back to normal.

2009-09-16T20:16:00.002+08:00

Yeah!!! Blogger's back to normal. Alhamdullilah. One of the rewards of fasting during the month of Ramadhan. Chey. Well today is a waiting wednesday. Dragged throughout the whole day. First two periods was Social Studies. Came late to school. My social studies content page got smiley face by Ms Wang! weee~~ lol. Slept throughout her lesson but still understand the lesson. About common practices and places.

Jing Wen: Wake up lah
(Hidayat woke up)
Hidayat: why you all standing?
Jing Wen: Teacher goign off already lah!

zzz.... Blur mcm sotong kurita.

CME. discussed with HAIRS about CME. Instead, did physics homework.

Physics. Learnt more about refractive index, lenses and refraction. I sine u kan? lol

Recess: Used minyak taha smell of apple. Went down after that.

History. Filing and did two practices. One on inference skill and utility the other. Inference I got 5/5. yeha, 50 gamerscore. lol.

English. Came late because held back by Ms Siti for rewriting of SEQ. LIKE REAL. Did compo correction. I got 19/30 for my featured article sia.

Maths. 10.4.

After school slacked with LTTA. Then only taha, ridhwan and hidayat and hidayat went to the library to slack. We ended up talking about planning to have an urban operations show during the CCA Open House next year. Homed then.

We gave ourselves each wrestling names.

Me: Bubba Ray Dudley
Hidayat: D-Von Dudley
Stable Name: The Dudley Boyz

Ridhwan: Rikishi
Sakthi: Scotty 2 Hotty
Stable Name: Too Cool

Fareez: Matt Hardy
Sheik: Jeff Hardy
Stable Name: The Hardy Boyz

Ghazali: Carlito

Muzakkir: A-Train

Taha: CM Punk

Theva: JTG
Suriya: Shad
Stable Name: Cryme Tyme

Ridzuan: Konnan
Shah: Homicide
Aidil: Hernandez
Stable Name: L.A.X

Afif: Randy Orton
Derek: Edge
Stable Name: Rated RKO

I love college.

2009-09-15T20:46:00.000+08:00

"Pass out at three, wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again, man I love college"
Asher Roth - I love college

Man. If only our school were to be like that. kesukaan. Well today is tuesday. PE O level pratical played basketball. Lay ups good. Finally after 9 weeks my lay ups are good.

English handed up my compo and compre. Got15/30 for description essay. Dang.

Recess. Went to toilet. Walked back to class to take undershirt. Then went back to toilet to change. My hair like durian.

Chem practical test today. Got both chemicals correct. Zinc carbonate and zinc nitrate. The gas smelly sia.

Maths. We thought Mr Aziz did not come but he did. Suprise suprise! Kicked my shoe far. wow.

Mother tongue. Did some sentence building activity.

After school slacked with LTTA. Planned some of the AI. Homed aft that.

Statement: If you have an invisible car, will the car key be invisible?

2009-09-14T20:39:00.000+08:00

Now whose car is that? haha. Well today is a monday. First day of school. Came to school and went to class. Spacious. Very. Had physics. Under stood the subject better. They say Mr Seetoh failed his teacher isit? Then CME. nothing much. Maths something happened. But I forgot. THen recess talked to LTTA. Assembly was on Jewels of the west thingy.

Afif: Last but not least, Ho Si Ying!
School: kri-keet kkri-keet

LOL.

Then it's pastoral care. DId SL project survey. Mother tongue went to the library. Buku buat mcm tu nye perhiasan. kesukaan. Then hamzilah and afif sabo-ed me? oh yes.Bina Ayat eh... Then social studies got 5/7. Ms Wang say my answer not bad. Yesa!

AFt school got chem prac remedial. Partner-ed with

aku minta maaf

2009-09-13T20:09:00.000+08:00

First of all, 7 more days to Hari Raye. YEap. Can you believe it? Well today went to the library to study with people. Then went to challenger and played halo wars and fifa 09 hom-ed after that. yeap.

9 more days.

2009-09-11T19:49:00.000+08:00

Around the world I wish I could go. Man. It the Friday already. Fast huh? Yeap. Woke up for pre-dawn meal. I can't even remember what I had for pre-dawn. Then slept and woke up again. Realised it was already 11 30. Bathed and went to go for Friday Prayers. After friday prayers talked to LTTA. Then hom-ed and comp-ed until now. Boring life.

Statement: Gah.

Haha

2009-09-10T19:51:00.000+08:00

Well? Nothing. Today did not went to chemistry remedial because got something on in the morning. I thought the thing end at 11 30am then can meet up with Elton they all so able to return peng liang's thumbdrive. Guess what? Didn't happen. Peng Lian called. Did some weird sounds then hung up. After that xbox-ed all day. Tomorrow going to go to Mi's house to take more. Yeha. TEEHEE!!!

Statement: It's funny when koreans say GG!!!!

Today and 15 random thoughts

2009-09-09T20:36:00.000+08:00

Since I've not been posting I'm gonna post something.

Today is a wednesday. Third week gonna be up soon. This Year's Ramadhan fast eh. So bored. Played xbox and psp. PES 2009 and Fable. Yeha. Liverpool's the best! Then around 5 15pm went jogging. came back at 8pm.

15 random thoughts.

1: Should we introduce back the pager?

2: What happens to those had-been 'hot' diseases like SARS? Are they exterminated?

3: We should start the trend of running around the courtyard.

4: Stomp the yard? More like stomp the dance floor

5: Elisha Thiara. Hot.

6: 09/09/09. somebody call 999, robber trying to rob HDB, oh wo oh

7: (Crowds chanting) liverpool,liverpool,liverpool

8: Can dates be not halal?

9: I'm wearing gold this year.

10: 1 month and 11 more days

11: Battucook oi!

12: Miss wearing my no.3 uniform

13: Where's my beret!!!

14: Should I wear pink or black for jalan raye with class?

15: I just stratched my body.

Not bad

2009-09-04T21:02:00.000+08:00

Not bad. Today is a friday. Last day of the term aye? Not bad. Today started off with mother tongue. Sat in the comp lab(Milkman's crib). Sat with taha, muz and fareez. Did a malay paper. We all look at fareez when we reached the idioms part of the paper cause got the name of (insert anyone who lives at the 10th floor). Haha. you know what I mean? Then it was maths. Mr Aziz was sick. Benken and yat talked about soccer. Haha! Man U 17 players off for international matches! Haha. Then it's english. Man. My feature article damn long man. After 2 periods I just completed half a point. o.O Then it's recess. Went to 3E4. Man I love the class floor!!! I moonwalked all the way! Super sleek man! haha. Then went down. Then went up back to class. PE 'O' level theory. Fun man. Talk about injuries. Ken everything R-I-C-E-R. Then it was history. Did SEQ. then went home, got changed but pissed off because lost my beret. Corntos. Came late. Then must open NCC room. Some part As forget take beret. Then Hanchard so slow. Then went down and took the bus with the Part Bs. Army Open House great man. Saw old spec coursemates. Haha. Salimi, Hadi and Faris! These three idiots. Still remember them. Salimi and Hadi S3. Faris 2nd Sergeant man. Internal promote. Basket. Then saw the marching band. The urban operations demonstration damn shiok sia! The Apache part is the best. Then nothing much went back school. Got my dogtag!!! Then showed ma'am the new cleaned room. Haha. Went to break fast with don,aidil(lychee ice blended),ghaz,amai(oreo vanilla),muz(mango ice blended),taha(honeydew milkshake),hidayat(strawberry ice blended) and milkman(green tea) at percakapan manis(translate that). Then Milkman and Clinic(me) still thirsty bought 1.5 litre bottle of lemon tea and peach tea respectively. We drank like badak sumbu like that. Walked to the int. with taha. Hom-ed on the 242. Ate at home. Then here blogging. Cool or what. I think I going Army Open House again tomorrow. haha!

Statement: I like that.

2009-09-02T21:14:00.003+08:00

Finally. A picture.

Well today was quite ok. Came to school not that early but arrive on time. First two periods were SS. Here's a tip. If your group never do the project and someone was absent, put the blame on him/her. Say she got the thumbdrive. yeha! Then it's cme. Did my holiday assignment. Physics. I got 12/20 for my focused test. wow? Then its recess. Something nonsensical happened in 3E4. Crap or what huh. Then it's History. Didn't do well for my SEQ test. Didn't write explanation. Ow. 2/10. ooo... Then it's English. Then it's maths. 7/20. Sad siol. Then after school went to NCC room to clear up things and transfer all the logistics onto a piece of paper. See! I'm a good QM(it's not quack manager az =P ) NCC room now is one of the most spacious rooms ever. Got bed and picnic table somemore. So during the next training next year i can lepak in NCC room!

it's all fucked up for me.

2009-08-30T20:07:00.000+08:00

Blogger's shitting on me right now. For real. Focused test was a 2.4km minefield run. When one of my powerhouse is dead, I'm dead for real. The minute i flipped the chemistry paper, my mind went blank. Physics, just when i thought i got everything under control, a crack in my brain forced all the theories out. The lighter side of the day? Maths test. That I hoped will cheer me up tomorrow. yes. Good luck to Taha, Fareez, Ghaz, Theva and Don. Don't cock up ok? Especially you don.

Statement: September Holidaes are coming. What are my plans? Rot with Fable I guess.

kepala kantoi kau lah tu eh.

2009-08-26T20:05:00.000+08:00

Haha lol to my blog post. Well kepala kantoi kau lah tu! Today nothing. nothing. First two periods were social studies. For the first time in the life of Muhammad Nurhidayat Bin Mohd Noor he listened in class. Then got a quiz on reliability. Hidayat is good. Then it was CME. nothing much. Physics. Listened a bit here and there. Waves? Easy lah. Light? Trust me. You don't want to take physics. Critical angle? yes it is. Recess. Talked to them. Went to the toilet with ridzuan to style up my hair. Then after that was history. Gerek. Utility skill easy to score man. Each person in class must i repeat MUST and for those blur cocks, MUST get A1 in combined humanities. Oh my dingdongs. Then it's english. Nonsense sia. Some idiot never hand in my compo corrections then i kena. Maths. Got the hang of the topic now. Elton praised me yeah. I beated a korean into understanding the question. Major achievement.

After school helped muz with training the Part As. They so remind me of myself when I was in Sec 1. fun bunch of people. Then after that lepak-ed with the same people and played guitar like the whole canteen our bapak nye place. lol. Then hom-ed and broke my fast with family. Then here I am blogging. yes.

Statement: Kantoi Kau!

OBS.

2009-08-22T20:06:00.001+08:00

OK. for this post, i'm tolerating blogger. It's been a long time ever since I post huh? Yes I know. Today I'm going to post about OBS. yes! OBS(Obviously Best Sial!) First of all, thank you Mr Aziz for putting me in to go OBS. let's get going!

Pre-OBS

Before OBS, the NCC cadets have to meet up at HQ for a 'briefing'. The briefing you ask me? It's just the splitting up of us into different watches(groups) Stayed up late with shawn,ridz, freddy and his friend.

Day 1

Woke up to realise we are at HQ. Took the bus to punggol jetty. Took the patrol craft to OBS camp 2. Got a huge wave then. the patrol craft rode it and KE BA BOOM my nose knocked the 'dashboard' of the boat. aduh. lucky never break. Finished up the supply of Singapore Water in my bottle before refilling up with ubin water. My watch name cook. Our instructor name is Chung Tai aka CT. The watch which is grouped up with us is called battuta. Our supposed to be group name is 'memory' and ended becoming battucook. cool or what sial.

Administration blah blah. Then kayaking. Did capsize drill.

Then in the night
i hear you call(stop sidetracking!!!)

ok. in the night, when we all wanted to sleep got fire drill. someone have to go to the bell to ring it.

That night we slept in tents. yeah. fkin hot.

Day 2:

Morning pt. Different from our training. Mini land expedition. end. Lepak with shawn,reshawn,ridzuan,bengchin. Talked cock until Pei Li woke up and lectured us.

Day 3:
Sea expedition.

Packed up after sleep and ready to set off for sea expedition. Learned how to collaborate with Battuta. Without breaks, we reached the camp early. Changed to wet attire(MAN UTD jersey. SUCKS) and got ready to set off for sea expedition. Shawn,Asyfar and me were on the same kayak. Had a good time at sea. We did the capsize drill for fun when they raft up. Hit asyfar's head with the paddle a lot of time. Best part of expedition? Nature's call.

Question: How do you pee during a sea expedition?
Answer: Go out of kayak, hold on to the rescue line and just let it go.yes.

Then got mangrove crossing. We have to kayak through the mangrove. Cool. It was a test to see whether we can work well with other people. Our buddy was Rafiq, Salam and Rabiah. WE talked cock throughout the journey.

The expedition improved my kayaking skills and communication with other people. Overall it was tiring yet fun experience.

We set our camp and each person have to describe the expedition in one word. I said 'capsize'. Cooked dinner. yes. I think our teamwork is building up.

Honestly speaking, I slept late and not in a tent. Slept outside the tent. Laid out my sleeping bag and KO-ed. Before that, did sentry duty. Reshawn,Shawn and I all stayed up late. Took over the shifts of the people who can't wake up. Talked to watchmates from battuta. Talked to azilla mostly. The girl who called me quack manager(QM). She OIC sia!!!
They are a group of fun people.

Day 4:
Land Expedition.

PAcked things up and got going. Adib and I were appointed land expedition leaders. Yeah. Went to a lot of places such as the One and Only!(Wani do the action again!) 5 way junction which is shaped as a human's hand. Very cool. It took us(Cook) 15 minutes to realise that. We were all standing in the middle like idiots with our hands reaching out, reaching up. Then we moved on to the German Girl Shrine. I got hear of it a lot of times but never ever get to see the real thing. Now I got. yeah. After that is the Goddess of Mercy. Only 'pure'(errrhm..) people can see the goddess. We saw a bitch(female dog) with huge nipples. yes. Then moved on and saw a chalet at Ubin(ironic you see. Outside we struggling with 15++ kg backpacks there inside they enjoying). Then we went to the lido(not dildo ah!) Getai singers sing there(I wonder if Lady Gaga were to do just dance there..) Then we moved on to find the Oldest Two-Storey House in Ubin. It's the headman's house. There, Senior Minister Gok Chok Tong got sleep with him before(not same room ah!) FYI: SM Gok Chok Tong also got go OBS one you know!!! Then we went to the Cookie Monster. Saw old army helmets there. Then we took the torture back camp.
OBS fun.

suckish.

2009-08-15T20:12:00.000+08:00

Fuck blogger man. Thanks blogger for being an [insert your neighbour's name]. Currently the apartment I'm staying in right now has a party down there. WHICH IS SO FUCKING IRRITATING. If a MP were to see this, He/she will say "Angry? Write a letter and send it to Straits Times Forum lah!" I'll do the classic sucker punch straight man. Anyway yesterday only interesting thing that happened was the SL Project. Teacher's cluster games. Went there to help. Here's how things go.

It was straight after focus test. When I arrive at class, I was perspiring like mad since before focus test Ms Sunarti told me to take out my damn striking t-shirt. I took out. Then she told me "Next time wear pink ah" I answered "I did" Classic shocked face.

After focused test, Elton, Boon Long, Guo Zheng and I took a cab and went to WWSS. Guo Zheng's treat. yeah. There separated into different groups. Sakthi, Lydia, Yuliany and I were in charge of the Jurong West Schools Frisbee Golf. A game which was cool. We won. With the score of 199 throws(the lesser the throws the better). The best two players were Mr Lee and Mr Goh. Yes. Mr Goh. Their scores were the best man. And the overall 'coolest' target was the discatcher in between the pull-up bars. lol. Not bad! Ms Nora did the last throw for Mr Goh. Baik or what. After that packed up and went to Gek Poh's(Eh! Poh! Like Chun ...!) Sweetalk with Aisyah, Boon Long, Guo Zheng, Elton, In Soo, Chun Poh, Jia Man and Kendrick.

Bought Coffee Ice Blended for the first time. Not bad. Ken Bought Oreo Banana. Nice siol! Don't know it was that nice. In Soo bought Oreo Chocolate, Aisyah bought Strawberry Milkshake and Elton bought Blue Coral Milkshake. G Z LEE and B L OH bought also but don't know what they were. Walked home with Jia Man, Chun Poh and Aisyah. What a day man.

FYI I'll be gone for OBS next week. Blog's gonna be dead. yeah.

Statement: It's weird. I'm having dreams. Dreams of ....

adiprene.

2009-08-10T20:33:00.001+08:00

I love my adiprene.

whatcha call it chalet?

2009-08-09T02:02:00.000+08:00

Well i'm gonna blog about 2 days ago. It's what you call.... National Day Parade???? Yeah. First of all I woke up early(5:00 AM) just to bathe and change early. My No.3 gerek sak. 8 badges. Then since I undershot, I was early. Took the reverse bus instead. Went one round. best per. YET STILL EARLY. damnit, 6:15 like that. Then went in. First person I have to see is Alan Yap Yi Loong. Then after I went in, put my bag and waited at the apartments outside. Saw Dani Ho and went back inside. Talked talked talked and fall in. After doing so, took temperatureand GOH fall in first. For your information, I'm in the flag party. Not the GOH. Last minute changes and then our show went on. yeah. Stupid band. Play double beat on wrong foot. Then whole flag party cock up. _l_ Other than that everything else was okay. March out. Concert and then met with Mr Gopal about some things. Interclass after that. 2nd Runner Up. =] Took pictures outside and hom-ed. Slept throughout the whole day until 7pm. Had a weird dream.

I was at the canteen. Talking with my friends. Then, suddenly it so called 'time-jumped' to another place and it was night time. I was with only one person. - - - - - - *snaps fingers* yeist. Was using her handphone. Her wallpaper was a picture of herself. Why was I dreaming of her? lol.

Her: Eh the wallpaper... Cute right?
Me: haha. ya. you're cute even not in the picture.(smiles)
Her: smiles. haha.
(sidetrack over)

lol. Saturday.

went out to chalet. Played jedi academy on the xbox. gerek. Packed up things and went down. Took a craped lorry from Jurong West to Changi. Saw Bedok Town Sec on the way. Fiz!!!! I want to see you again!!! Haha. Became BBQ man grilla. again. Decided to be that person for every bbq gathering we have. I'm using cuz hafiz's lappy to blog.

Today.. Blogging.

keropok yeah yeah.

2009-08-06T20:59:00.000+08:00

yeah. Today was boring. PE okay fun. Perspiring like hell. Then chemistry. 6/20 yat focused test. 6/20. Class Time. Wrote cards and stapled them onto the notice board for the dead...I mean sick! friends. Bonding is important my friend! Wrote for In Soo, Elton and Boooooooooooooooooooon Looooooooooooooooooooong. lol. In soo I draw korea flag, Elton I draw him from long hair to botak then Boooooooooooooooooooooon Loooooooooooooong I draw for him dragon. 'Long' mah? LOL. Then it's English. So called free period. Swept the floor, made crush gear. Yes. Crush gear.Maths. Nothing much, Rev Ex 8. Sound so macho! lol. Then mother tongue. Siallah. We kena isolated. Here's a riddle I learn from my cousin.

If 11 + 2 = 13, When will you get 11 + 2 = 1?
Answer is easy. You look at the answer everyday.

After school actually wanted to go home when Ms(or is it Miss?) Oh made an announcement that she wanted to meet all the flag bearers and flag raisers and the Parade Commander. Damnit. Just about to go home. ANyway blah blah blah 4.55pm. Me and Don were so bored we went outside and placed huge rocks at the HDB road. Skali one rickety van came and langgar the largest rock. Funny siol! Don and I ran away after that. lol.

Did some changes for flag party. Wish me luck tomorrow!

Statement: Tumblr = formal. Blogger = informal

lol. Compo.

2009-08-05T21:02:00.000+08:00

I'm bored. Let's write a compo.

Sights and Sounds of a canteen.

For every school day, there has to be that one period of time that is the most enjoyable. To me, that's recess. Some call it the temple of food and drinks while others the gathering area for hungry humans.

The ring of the recess bell will never fail to arouse the students from their near-zombie state and skyrocketed to a state when you have that 'high' feeling. A sea of purple engulfed all the four floors as students rush to reach the canteen first. A minority of them will visit the washrooms first to change to their uniforms first before joining the rest.

It is a battlefield in the cafeteria. Bottle caps being launched from the hands of skilled students with four years of experience. On some days, fights will break out in the toilet. Usually the male toilet.

As I sat down and talk with my friends, boys wearing shorts came into the canteen promoting their Service-Learning project. It is rather weird to see a boy showing off his knees in a recess which has people wearing long pants.

Feeling hungry, I go and order my food.A queue as long as those when Hello Kitty fever strikes Singapore. Teachers wearing button-up shirts and slacks too were lining up for their food.

Even before reaching the stall counter, I can smell the aroma of chicken rice being cooked. The scent of toasted bread too could be smell at the stall beside.

After successfully finishing the plate of chicken rice with no leftovers left, next checkpoint is the toilet.With the pungent stench of the toilet striking a blow up my nose, I entered it and do what I need to do.

Just as I want to return to the table, The bell rang. This signals the end of recess. Just as the saying goes "All good things must come to an end", this is one of the good things. To add on to the noise, Students make sounds as such singing soccer songs, shouting 'Silence' and drop benches. Discipline masters blowing the whistle as if this is all a game of football.

So there it is. The most enjoyable moment of a school day. Now here I am on a square full of red bricks sitting down and blending in with the other students listening to whoever is speaking at the podium before dispersing to our own respective classrooms.

here you go again blogger.com

2009-08-04T21:19:00.001+08:00

God. Blogger you're really getting me on my nerves. Feel like switching sites already. serious. While posting, I'm doing my tumblr. lol. seventeensen. I can't create a post. wtf.

PE 'O' level. As per normal. Got to make 5 V 1 easier. Even best bball player in school cannot do the drill. Then 2 on 2 with lydia against aisyah and beh. When want to take the ball from lydia, aisyah and beh banged into me. wtf? Oh ya. Beh fell down.

English. Compre.

Chemistry. Practical was fun. 'POP' sound again.

Maths. Nothing much.

Malay. Fun. I guess. PLayed with suku kata.

After school went to SAFRA Yishun with PArt As to help out.

Short. Lazy to post.

I've switched! seventeensen.tumblr.com

Statement: Make the move

17:)

2009-08-03T17:11:00.000+08:00

Bless the Damned flu people!First of all only 25 people came to school today. From my class that is. 15 absentees. For your information someone has gotten Influenza A frommy class. And we got quarantined. ok ok. Let's write shall we?

First of all, Ours Truly reminded the class that we shall not cometo school when we are sick.

Ours Truly: Look at this idiot. He has been coughing badly for 3 days and see what happened?

Laughing.

Physics. Want to talk about it? Go to the opposite block and kiss the person whose on the same floor as you. Must be the same gender.

Mee Soto: Its Lambda.
Hidayat: What? Langgar?
Mee Soto: Stand up.
Hidayat: Ah ye lah.

CME. Mr Ong is a good teacher. Really. He told us that he won't be teaching and told us to do our own things. Don't forget that one word! 'Quietly'

Maths: haha. Mr Aziz scared of 3E3.

Recess. Boring.

Assembly. haha. YOG. Fifa Street. NDP

PC. nothing. Stayed at hall. 'Quarantine'
Alan: I thought Quarantine at home?
Miss Oh: We can't send the whole class home yet.

Get well soon yeah!

haha. After school went to JP with derek to get his board. Saw benjamin they all. Jumped on ben. lol. Then derek treated me strawberry milk tea. Hom-ed and blogging right now. Doing ncc stuffs. also.

Statement: 17:)

I'm beginning to know what's my purpose in my life. One shall be one's self to be perfect. Now I sound like a sifu from shaolin temple teaching shaolin monks how to eat chick peas using chopsticks.

bloody blogger

2009-07-29T21:02:00.000+08:00

guess what? this is gonna be a short post. serious.

Today went to school almost late. With boon long. Today got social studies. Ye ha. Studied for 10 minutes only. Still, a good essay. yeha. CME. Maths and CME don't mix. lol. Physics. wtf is wrong with him? He came in late, scolded us and told us to stand for 3 mins just because we never greet him. wtf. I repeat. wtf. Repeeat telecast of the repeat. wtf. Recess. Me and sakthi ciao from class first. Then ate hor fun. whoa. sedap sak. History. Emo-ed adn did reliability. Emo mode. Sometimes I feel as if I'm a Schirzophenic. Split personalities. The emo version of me was Zavfir. Silent but deadly. While walking back to class saw Miss Oh. Nice t-shirt? thanks. English. Still emo-ed. Indian race. lol. Maths. stopped emoing. Hope ridz pass the obs forms on time tmr.Bearings.

After school.

NDP training. As per normal. Did freestyle. Yeah. Then homed. Nothing much.

Statement: I'm doing my maths

wash your lekuasimi too!

2009-07-28T22:20:00.002+08:00

Lekuasimi.

All my friends say I'm a chiongster
Who like to drink Teh C
My Civic may be Lau Pok Chia
But can almost hit 50
I just minding my own business
Why the others all cut me?
They change lane don't use signal and
they always challenge me
Le Kua Simi?
Le Kua Simi?

See the light when turn green
See my super chio rims
Even though your car faster than me
my Honda still more swee
You may think you reach there faster then
can order your ice cream
Le Kua Simi

My car more swee

I only earn 900
But my petrol 550
They say now is the downturn but
my car got leather seat
i know my car is not last forever
because of COE
But a man must have his vision
and his density
Wa Kua Simi
Wa Kua Simi

Find more ger at the bar
When they see my new car
you can feeling the tetno beat,
my bass tube sibei tua
I will drive you to Mt Faber and
together we see star
Le Kua Simi

Le Kua Simi tonight
Got sea and got mountain
You and me
tonight
We going to reach Milky Way
Together we can join and
make the downpayment
Get a better car than I can afford

Chor kang cannot keow kar
I must work extra hard
I must work in the sun
until my face become chow tar
When patience is a virgin
you must wait
long long time
No Ah Beng at the traffic light
can hope to challenge me
Le Kua Simi?
Le Kua Simi
-------------------------

Wash your hands too

I don't want you to touch me baby
you go toilet
never wash hand right?

When you wash your body
Wash your hands too
When you wash your body
Wash your hands too

You don't want get swine flu
Or someone pass to you
You better wash your body, your body, your body

H1N1
is confirm no fun
Be careful where you go
US or Mexico
If you have temperature
That means you got fever
Don't just take honey
This flu is not funny

Maybe it's time to wear a mask
Maybe you have forgotten SARS
Whatever the weather
must bring thermometer
Stick it in your armpit or down there!

When you was your body
Wash your hands too
When you wash your body
Wash your hands too

Though the level is yellow
Don't be dirty fellow
You better wash your body, your body, your body

When you wash your body
Wash your hands too
When you wash your body
Wash your hands too

Must wash after poo poo
Or germs will stick to you
Wash more than your body, your body, your body

I know you use finger
don't let the smell linger
I know you dig gold
and wipe on some pole
Scratch your backside
Think you can hide
You play your below
take ice from my Milo

Maybe it's time to be hygiene
Maybe you should be quarantined
Don't be a spreader
We stay clean together
We'll pick the kutus from each other hair

When you wash your body
Wash your hands too
When you wash your body
Wash your hands too

If you think you're infected
Don't blur block go Orchard
Don't pass to somebody, somebody, somebody

When you wash your body
Wash your hands too
When you wash your body
Wash your hands too

Must wash after pang jio
The Wonder Girls damn chio
They don't want your body, your body, your body

Back in the days when we
only took a bath monthly
Now looking at you I feel
as sick as Kim Jong Ill
Your breath smells like kimchi, you see
There's no vaccine eugene
Go wash your body
your body
your body
Wash your hands too

Statement: Mrbrown's in da house!

Rocking your socks off.

2009-07-28T20:56:00.000+08:00

here. Blogger's ripping my hair off. For real. I can't upload photographs man. I will one day piss on it man. Pray to Allah S.W.T. I would get a new computer. I want my Black Asus with Lime green neon LEDs laptop!!

Okay back here. First 4 periods was PE 'O' level. 180 dribble. wow. Then did shooting. Woohoo! Improved my shooting. It looks so retarded bouncing the ball onto a wall. Did suicide or typed by aisyah, swi-cide. lol. 6 rounds can kill. What about 14?

english. Chilli crabs walking horizontally across the beach.

Recess. In the toilet explained everything to shah.

Chemistry. Ye ha. Listenened.

Mr Leong: (draws the OH ion)
Me: OH!!!!!! Boon Long.

Acids and bases. Important! H ions gives you lower Ph value. OH ions gives you higher Ph value.

Maths. Bearing.

Malay. lol. The class went to the library. Mr Ishak. Went to class. Went back to class. Sat down on the floor. Mr Ishak say can sit anywhere mah. So floor lah. Melayu rock!!! Then me and ridhwan sing karipap kambing. Woohoo!!!

Follow ridh to buy ink. lol. $85.00 He needs only one but bought two. Package mah. Did freestyle after that. Followed sur,taha and hidayat to JP. Come one man. Please keep it a secret thanks? please please please. I'm begging.

Statement: Papadams are like frisbees.

why am I posting?

2009-07-27T22:14:00.000+08:00

Damn the ulcer. Ok now I;m doing my homework which is killing me. Brief thing about today. Crap man. Physics for first two periods.

Mee Soto: Eh. The two of you behind. stand up
Me: Ya teacher we understand(continues talking to elton)
Whole class laugh.

lol.

Then its CME. Another crappy convo.

Mr Ong: Hidayat, why you have not written a thing on your paper?
Me: I got! See. Its written by 'good ink'. Only good people can see it.
Mr Ong: Really?
Me: Serious! See ah. Eh Elton. You can read this?
Elton: Ya can! He wrote three paragraphs. He say something about soccer.
Mr Ong kept quiet and walked away. lol

Maths. 16/40 for focused test. Damnit. Mr Aziz so fed up with the class.

Recess. After recess we got caught by Miss Oh not returning back the plates to the bins.

Assembly. Sial lah. Pornstar talks about public health. lol. I'm a pornstar killer. What to do? And please close the lid before you flush!

PC. Miss Jo.

Mother Tongue. Sorry Mr Ishak for just now. It's ridhwan's fault. lol. Karipap Kambing!!!
Ridhwan & Me: Adek.....Nak beli keropok?
Everyone looks at us.

Social Studies. Nothing much.

Went homed changed to No.4 late. Then came to school for NDP trainings. Some things just don't turn out the way we want it to be huh? Walked home alone. Eventhough cikpok is out there.

Statement: She now sells perfumes isntead of crackers. That's what they say. Wallahualam.

kill the blog.

2009-07-26T20:20:00.000+08:00

Before I start of any bull crap, I can't upload any pictures so don't come chasing after me. First of all I went to religous class. the ntalked talked, did my maths homework. Yes ah! Then went to the shop opposite of the mosque to buy hip hop jelly yo! lol. Then hom-ed and played R6BA(Rainbow Six Black Arrow) on XBOX. Sial lah. Fun sial. Then played with bro. Woohoo. Completed hotel mission! Dead or Alive 3 before that. Hot sial. Kasumi!!! sound so hentai. lol. Then ate spaghetti cooked by one and only mom and here blogging! PS i'm doing my malay homework. Rewriting lyrics.

Statement: Pornstar killer

lol.

2009-07-25T16:57:00.000+08:00

Well, today is a saturday. bored. Played xbox a while. Then went out to meet ghaz. Came back home and here. That's how boring it is.

Well instead im gonna talk about friday's training.

First of all, I walked to school. SO happen to meet up with Sir Zhenghua. THen walked with him to school. He have to go through screening. Me? Go straight NCC room. The most respected person in NCC room? Me. Yes. Me. Okay blah blah blah last briefing then actual training. Slack ah in NCC room. Bored. Switched radio to 89.7FM listened to walkie talkie. Went down to fitness corner to observe PT/ became medic. Went back up. Gave away logistics. Then after all activities, i realised 1 groundsheet missing. Shoots. Dead meat. Then Guo Zheng shows up with the remaining one. Lucky. Then de-brief with the other Part Cs. I'm an Army Ambassador! lol. Then walked around JP with ridh and ghaz and yat. Homed late. Played xbox and slept.

Statement: Thanks az for your advice. I'll try!